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4 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:33:41
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
[news anchor 3] Sexually abused more than a thousand children - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
[news anchor 3] Sexually abused more than a thousand childre...
Church leaders protected the priests, putting children at risk. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Church leaders protected the priests, putting children at ri...
[news anchor 4] It's impossible to know exactly how many millions of dollars - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
[news anchor 4] It's impossible to know exactly how man...
[news anchor 5] Pakistan's blasphemy laws, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
[news anchor 5] Pakistan's blasphemy laws,
[news anchor 6] Shot in the head by a Taliban gunman - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
[news anchor 6] Shot in the head by a Taliban gunman
[news anchor 7] Fires as he approaches the upscale club - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[news anchor 7] Fires as he approaches the upscale club
[news anchor 9] ISIS is taking credit - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[news anchor 9] ISIS is taking credit
[slow somber music] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:15
[slow somber music]
To say, I don't have to think about that - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
To say, I don't have to think about that
We say, "Oh, it's a matter of faith." - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
We say, "Oh, it's a matter of faith."
[man] We hold with Charles Darwin - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
[man] We hold with Charles Darwin
[man 2] Friends, we don't believe that man has come from monkeys. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[man 2] Friends, we don't believe that man has come fro...
This dispute over the rising idea of Darwinian evolution - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
This dispute over the rising idea of Darwinian evolution
In the book of God's creation showed a beneficent God. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
In the book of God's creation showed a beneficent God.
Well, suddenly they didn't see a beneficent God - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
Well, suddenly they didn't see a beneficent God
And so, you had people, led by conservative theologians, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:13
And so, you had people, led by conservative theologians,
But they didn't necessarily object to a long Earth, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
But they didn't necessarily object to a long Earth,
By this time many dinosaur discoveries - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
By this time many dinosaur discoveries
They would accept evolution that species evolved - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
They would accept evolution that species evolved
And that worked out as a bit of a compromise. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
And that worked out as a bit of a compromise.