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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

So, it clearly-- for anyscientific-thinking man, we need more piratesto stop the earth's...

So, it clearly-- for any
scientific-thinking man, we need more pirates
to stop the earth's warming

Full Transcript

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So, it clearly-- for any scientific-thinking man,
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we need more pirates to stop the earth's warming.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
76
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:53
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
[audience applauds] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
[audience applauds]
In 2011, the Austrian people is starting - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:24
In 2011, the Austrian people is starting
[bright invigorating music] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[bright invigorating music]
[Niko] If you read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
[Niko] If you read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monste...
The role model for the Pastafarian is the pirate, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
The role model for the Pastafarian is the pirate,
I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster
[gentle piano music] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:13
[gentle piano music]
I went to the Department of Motor Vehicles - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
I went to the Department of Motor Vehicles
One of the rules was that you're not supposed to wear a hat - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
One of the rules was that you're not supposed to wear a...
There was an exemption for that rule - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
There was an exemption for that rule
And I thought, "Okay, if this is the rule, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:13
And I thought, "Okay, if this is the rule,
It, it kind of struck me. It was like this-- - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
It, it kind of struck me. It was like this--
They called me and asked me for another picture, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:12
They called me and asked me for another picture,
Basically I just told her what I was doing, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
Basically I just told her what I was doing,
[gentle piano music] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[gentle piano music]
I knew, uh, it would spark some media attention, maybe, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
I knew, uh, it would spark some media attention, maybe,
[light piano music] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[light piano music]
[news anchor speaks in German] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
[news anchor speaks in German]
His name: Niko Alm, Lionel's hero of the week. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
His name: Niko Alm, Lionel's hero of the week.
[reporter] A man in Russia who identifies himself - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
[reporter] A man in Russia who identifies himself