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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

That time World War Iwas the most awful thing that modern peoplehad ever seen

[somber music] That time World War I
was the most awful thing that modern people
had ever seen

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That time World War I was the most awful thing
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that modern people had ever seen.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:13
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
The amount of carnage, the amount of killing, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:15
The amount of carnage, the amount of killing,
That sort of thinking made people skeptical - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
That sort of thinking made people skeptical
A movement developed out of this fundamentalist movement, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
A movement developed out of this fundamentalist movement,
And it began in the churches, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:14
And it began in the churches,
And then it expanded - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:12
And then it expanded
Now, the man being tried for his views - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
Now, the man being tried for his views
The Scopes Trial was one of the key pivotal events - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
The Scopes Trial was one of the key pivotal events
[news anchor] Bryan stifled the defense - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:20
[news anchor] Bryan stifled the defense
As Darrow summed up before the jury, he said, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:11
As Darrow summed up before the jury, he said,
[Edward] William Jennings Bryan only held fast - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
[Edward] William Jennings Bryan only held fast
"600 million years old," he said on the stand at Dayton, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:15
"600 million years old," he said on the stand at D...
Healing all matter of diseases! - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Healing all matter of diseases!
And you need to make a vow of faith of $1,000! - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
And you need to make a vow of faith of $1,000!
I think it's not too much to say that evolutionism - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
I think it's not too much to say that evolutionism
[Edward] Henry Morris, who was a Southern Baptist, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:11
[Edward] Henry Morris, who was a Southern Baptist,
You have to believe these things, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
You have to believe these things,
You know, if Satan really is the originator of evolution, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
You know, if Satan really is the originator of evolution,
Well, the Bible certainly tells us - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
Well, the Bible certainly tells us
Science begins with hypotheses, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
Science begins with hypotheses,
Creation science, as, as Henry Morris called his ideas, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
Creation science, as, as Henry Morris called his ideas,