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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

The concise explanation is that he becomes angryif we don't

The concise explanation is that he becomes angry
if we don't

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The concise explanation
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is that he becomes angry if we don't.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:37
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
I think we can all look forward to a time - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
I think we can all look forward to a time
One-third time for intelligent design, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:14
One-third time for intelligent design,
Sincerely yours, Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
Sincerely yours, Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of him - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of him
We need to recognize that populations change, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:13
We need to recognize that populations change,
Must be seen as an effort to also protect religion. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
Must be seen as an effort to also protect religion.
Because who's to say that in 100 years from now, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
Because who's to say that in 100 years from now,
May be the predominant religion in this country. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
May be the predominant religion in this country.
And how are Christians then going to feel - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
And how are Christians then going to feel
Would they remember that when they had the power... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Would they remember that when they had the power...
They were enforcing their views on others? - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
They were enforcing their views on others?
And the best way to protect that balance... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
And the best way to protect that balance...
Is to keep special benefits, to any religion... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
Is to keep special benefits, to any religion...
Away from government, so that... - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
Away from government, so that...
Is equal to one's freedom from religion. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
Is equal to one's freedom from religion.
So, the European Court of Human Rights - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
So, the European Court of Human Rights
That last criterion has been used by the judge - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
That last criterion has been used by the judge
So their ethics are in the eight - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:14
So their ethics are in the eight
[Derk] So this is the serious side of Pastafarianism, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:09
[Derk] So this is the serious side of Pastafarianism,
Humor can be used as a very powerful instrument - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
Humor can be used as a very powerful instrument