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I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story

They would acceptevolution that species evolved from other species,as long as God was...

They would accept
evolution that species evolved from other species,
as long as God was guiding the overall process

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They would accept evolution that species evolved
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from other species, as long as God
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was guiding the overall process.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:51
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Bread Bag Boot Productions

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Movie Summary

I, Pastafari is a documentary film about the world's fastest growing religion: The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'Amen.
And that worked out as a bit of a compromise. - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
And that worked out as a bit of a compromise.
And so America adopted evolution - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
And so America adopted evolution
[somber music] - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:11
[somber music]
The amount of carnage, the amount of killing, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:15
The amount of carnage, the amount of killing,
That sort of thinking made people skeptical - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
That sort of thinking made people skeptical
A movement developed out of this fundamentalist movement, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
A movement developed out of this fundamentalist movement,
And it began in the churches, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:14
And it began in the churches,
And then it expanded - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:12
And then it expanded
Now, the man being tried for his views - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
Now, the man being tried for his views
The Scopes Trial was one of the key pivotal events - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
The Scopes Trial was one of the key pivotal events
[news anchor] Bryan stifled the defense - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:20
[news anchor] Bryan stifled the defense
As Darrow summed up before the jury, he said, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:11
As Darrow summed up before the jury, he said,
[Edward] William Jennings Bryan only held fast - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:10
[Edward] William Jennings Bryan only held fast
"600 million years old," he said on the stand at Dayton, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:15
"600 million years old," he said on the stand at D...
Healing all matter of diseases! - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:04
Healing all matter of diseases!
And you need to make a vow of faith of $1,000! - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:05
And you need to make a vow of faith of $1,000!
I think it's not too much to say that evolutionism - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:07
I think it's not too much to say that evolutionism
[Edward] Henry Morris, who was a Southern Baptist, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:11
[Edward] Henry Morris, who was a Southern Baptist,
You have to believe these things, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:08
You have to believe these things,
You know, if Satan really is the originator of evolution, - I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story 00:06
You know, if Satan really is the originator of evolution,