Today is my birthday. I'm 25. I guess none of you know that I trained as an actor for...
Join the conversation
Log in or create an account to leave a comment
Log In
Abi: [Abi is standing in the restaurant naked, breasts on full display, holding a wine glass] Today is my birthday. I'm 25.
[Suzie is telling Abi "get dressed"]
Abi: I guess none of you know that I trained as an actor for three years
[Suzie is whispering for Alice and Rita to come out. They do and see Abi's bare butt from behind]
Abi: . I've had enough. But those creative, giddy Lee Strasberg days are but a distant memory. Now I can't even afford my flight home. I have a huge debt. I've just had my electricity disconnected. My Visa bill is at 17.9% interest. I have been a waitress for 10 years now, and the only job that I've been offered recently is in porn. So what I really wanted to ask all of you is if anyone has any tips on how I might change my life. I would really appreciate hearing them. Perhaps you didn't hear me. But as one miserably failed human being to a bunch of probably enormously successful ones- which you must be if you can afford to eat in this overpriced, rat-infested shithole - I'm merely asking what the fuck am I meant to do with my life
[Suzie is telling Abi "get dressed"]
Abi: I guess none of you know that I trained as an actor for three years
[Suzie is whispering for Alice and Rita to come out. They do and see Abi's bare butt from behind]
Abi: . I've had enough. But those creative, giddy Lee Strasberg days are but a distant memory. Now I can't even afford my flight home. I have a huge debt. I've just had my electricity disconnected. My Visa bill is at 17.9% interest. I have been a waitress for 10 years now, and the only job that I've been offered recently is in porn. So what I really wanted to ask all of you is if anyone has any tips on how I might change my life. I would really appreciate hearing them. Perhaps you didn't hear me. But as one miserably failed human being to a bunch of probably enormously successful ones- which you must be if you can afford to eat in this overpriced, rat-infested shithole - I'm merely asking what the fuck am I meant to do with my life
Full Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.434
Okay
00:00:02.435 --> 00:00:04.636
You are a champion
00:00:04.637 --> 00:00:08.874
man singing in Spanish over radio
00:00:41.024 --> 00:00:44.003
They left just as he arrived
00:00:44.001 --> 00:00:47.679
He looked kind of sad and thoughtful
00:00:47.068 --> 00:00:49.648
I kept buzzing you
00:00:49.649 --> 00:00:53.552
music on radio continues
00:01:12.001 --> 00:01:13.605
What are you doing
00:01:15.474 --> 00:01:16.999
Abi
00:01:18.997 --> 00:01:19.678
dinging
00:01:19.679 --> 00:01:22.001
Abi I just wanted to tell you all
00:01:22.648 --> 00:01:26.285
it's my birthday today
00:01:26.286 --> 00:01:28.453
I'm
00:01:28.999 --> 00:01:30.789
25
00:01:30.001 --> 00:01:32.039
Get dressed
00:01:32.001 --> 00:01:33.758
I guess none of you know
00:01:33.759 --> 00:01:35.001
that I trained as an actor for three years
00:01:35.761 --> 00:01:38.864
Alice Rita Alice Rita come out front now
00:01:38.999 --> 00:01:40.199
in New York
00:01:40.002 --> 00:01:42.134
I've had enough
00:01:42.001 --> 00:01:45.006
But those creative giddy Lee Strasberg days
00:01:45.997 --> 00:01:47.539
are but a distant memory
00:01:47.001 --> 00:01:52.999
Now I can't even afford my flight home
00:01:52.345 --> 00:01:53.712
Please get dressed
00:01:53.999 --> 00:01:56.181
I have a huge debt
00:01:56.182 --> 00:01:58.999
Get dressed
00:01:58.318 --> 00:02:00.652
I've just had my electricity disconnected
00:02:00.001 --> 00:02:01.786
Please
00:02:01.001 --> 00:02:06.291
My Visa bill is at 17 9 interest
00:02:06.292 --> 00:02:10.001
I have been a waitress for about 10 years now
00:02:10.999 --> 00:02:12.999
and the only job
00:02:12.232 --> 00:02:16.935
that I have been offered recently is in porn
00:02:16.001 --> 00:02:18.303
whistling
00:02:18.304 --> 00:02:20.001
woman giggles
00:02:22.001 --> 00:02:24.999
So what I really wanted to ask you all
00:02:24.999 --> 00:02:28.078
is if anyone has any tips on how I might change my life
00:02:28.001 --> 00:02:32.751
I would really appreciate hearing them
00:02:37.357 --> 00:02:40.999
Perhaps you didn't hear me
00:02:40.999 --> 00:02:44.196
But as one miserably failed human being
00:02:44.197 --> 00:02:49.999
to a bunch of probably enormously successful ones
00:02:49.535 --> 00:02:52.907
which you must be if you can afford to eat
00:02:52.955 --> 00:02:55.999
in this overpriced rat infested shithole
00:02:55.708 --> 00:02:59.999
I'm merely asking what the fuck am I meant to do
00:02:59.345 --> 00:03:01.038
with my life
Want This Clip in HD?
Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →
Movie Summary
While anticipating the arrival of a famous Hollywood star, five employees at a mediocre restaurant in London's Soho must deal with rats, arguments and kitchen-based power struggles. Starring Neve Campbell and Danny Huston.