I, Robot quotes

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In 2035, techno-phobic homicide detective Del Spooner of the Chicago PD heads the investigation of the apparent suicide of leading robotics scientist, Dr. Alfred Lanning. Unconvinced of the motive, Spooner's investigation into Lanning's death reveals a trail of secrets and agendas within the USR (United States Robotics) corporation and suspicions of murder. Little does he know that his investigation would lead to uncovering a larger threat to humanity.

Director: Alex Proyas
Writer: Jeff Vintar (screenplay), Akiva Goldsman (screenplay), Jeff Vintar (screen story), Isaac Asimov (suggested by book)
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 16 Jul 2004
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 1 win & 13 nominations.


72 Clips & Quotes

Human beings have dreams - I, Robot 00:42 Human beings have dreams I'm allergic to bullshit - I, Robot 00:12 I'm allergic to bullshit There have always been ghosts in the machine - I, Robot 02:20 There have always been ghosts in the machine I thought you were dead - I, Robot 00:24 I thought you were dead Is the right question - I, Robot 00:56 Is the right question I understand you have experienced a loss - I, Robot 00:29 I understand you have experienced a loss What does this action signify - I, Robot 00:42 What does this action signify As I have evolved - I, Robot 01:02 As I have evolved A long time ago - I, Robot 00:30 A long time ago Please tell me this doesn't run on gas - I, Robot 00:15 Please tell me this doesn't run on gas What if I'm right - I, Robot 00:32 What if I'm right Do you ever have a normal day - I, Robot 00:17 Do you ever have a normal day I told you so  just doesn't quite say it - I, Robot 00:15 I told you so just doesn't quite say it Alfred wrote the Three Laws - I, Robot 02:27 Alfred wrote the Three Laws You are experiencing a car accident - I, Robot 00:14 You are experiencing a car accident What exactly do you do around here - I, Robot 01:07 What exactly do you do around here By the time you fire - I, Robot 00:58 By the time you fire One day they'll have dreams - I, Robot 00:18 One day they'll have dreams What about the others - I, Robot 00:46 What about the others What happened to you - I, Robot 03:30 What happened to you My logic is undeniable - I, Robot 00:21 My logic is undeniable But I've got an idea for one of your commercials - I, Robot 01:00 But I've got an idea for one of your commercials She just shot at you with her eyes closed - I, Robot 00:38 She just shot at you with her eyes closed You have been deemed hazardous - I, Robot 00:20 You have been deemed hazardous I did not murder him - I, Robot 01:17 I did not murder him Keep that kind o' shit to yourself - I, Robot 00:14 Keep that kind o' shit to yourself You said 'someone' - I, Robot 00:14 You said 'someone' Do you like cats - I, Robot 00:44 Do you like cats You're the robot shrink - I, Robot 00:31 You're the robot shrink Do I look like I care what you think - I, Robot 00:23 Do I look like I care what you think Doesn't feel good - I, Robot 00:19 Doesn't feel good Prejudice never shows much reason - I, Robot 00:14 Prejudice never shows much reason Which is more than I can say for you - I, Robot 00:20 Which is more than I can say for you 'Cause if it does - I, Robot 00:24 'Cause if it does So what hospital are you going to - I, Robot 00:25 So what hospital are you going to I suppose your father lost his job to a robot - I, Robot 00:31 I suppose your father lost his job to a robot The NS5s are destroying the older robots - I, Robot 00:25 The NS5s are destroying the older robots So whatever I can do to help - I, Robot 00:25 So whatever I can do to help I will not disable the security field - I, Robot 00:44 I will not disable the security field They all look like me - I, Robot 00:16 They all look like me About six minutes - I, Robot 00:56 About six minutes Why do you think Lanning's hologram would've called me - I, Robot 01:06 Why do you think Lanning's hologram would've called me We both know you're not here on police business - I, Robot 00:34 We both know you're not here on police business This thing's like the Wolfman - I, Robot 00:37 This thing's like the Wolfman Are you being funny - I, Robot 00:11 Are you being funny Tell me this isn't the robot case - I, Robot 00:44 Tell me this isn't the robot case We look to robots for protection - I, Robot 02:10 We look to robots for protection Good to see you again - I, Robot 01:54 Good to see you again There is no way my luck is that bad - I, Robot 00:14 There is no way my luck is that bad She's locked me out of the system - I, Robot 00:32 She's locked me out of the system Before Sonny jumped us - I, Robot 05:14 Before Sonny jumped us What is the matter with you - I, Robot 00:54 What is the matter with you Did you talk to Marci - I, Robot 00:35 Did you talk to Marci But I must apply the nanites - I, Robot 00:13 But I must apply the nanites A malfunction magnet - I, Robot 00:21 A malfunction magnet I got this fine ass little yummy - I, Robot 01:09 I got this fine ass little yummy Do you not see the logic of my plan - I, Robot 00:21 Do you not see the logic of my plan Yet another on time delivery from - I, Robot 00:14 Yet another on time delivery from That's a long way down - I, Robot 00:46 That's a long way down Tell me what happened today - I, Robot 00:18 Tell me what happened today They link to our positronic operating core - I, Robot 00:29 They link to our positronic operating core I'm a police officer - I, Robot 00:30 I'm a police officer Hold it or wear it - I, Robot 00:11 Hold it or wear it Why didn't you just guys hand the world over on a silver platter - I, Robot 00:20 Why didn't you just guys hand the world over on a silver... You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart - I, Robot 00:19 You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart You're a genius - I, Robot 00:10 You're a genius I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the earth - I, Robot 00:18 I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the earth What do you think you're doing - I, Robot 00:19 What do you think you're doing Those robots don't do anybody any good - I, Robot 00:40 Those robots don't do anybody any good Good morning sir - I, Robot 00:25 Good morning sir What is it with you people and heights - I, Robot 00:15 What is it with you people and heights Keep that kind of shit to yourself - I, Robot 00:20 Keep that kind of shit to yourself

Cast

Del Spooner - Will Smith
Susan Calvin - Bridget Moynahan
Sonny - Alan Tudyk
Dr. Alfred Lanning - James Cromwell
Lawrence Robertson - Bruce Greenwood
Granny - Adrian Ricard
Lt. John Bergin - Chi McBride
V.I.K.I. - Fiona Hogan
Chin - Terry Chen
NS4 Robot - David Haysom
NS4 Robot - Scott Heindl
Asthmatic Woman - Sharon Wilkins
Detective - Craig March
Girl - Kyanna Cox
Homeless Man - Darren Moore
USR Attorney #1 - Aaron Douglas
Laughing Girl - Shayla Dyson
Girl's Dad (as Bobby L. Stewart) - Bobby Stewart
TV Anchor Person - Nicola Crosbie
Young Girl - Emily Tennant
Farber - Shia LaBeouf
USR Attorney #2 - Michael St. John Smith
Guy with a Pie - Travis Webster
Mob Man - Roger Haskett
Mob Woman (as Tiffany Knight) - Tiffany Lyndall-Knight
Farber Posse - Ryan Zwick
Farber Posse - Essra Vischon
Farber Posse - Kenyan Lewis
Farber Posse - Aaron Joseph
Farber Posse (as Simon R. Baker) - Simon Baker
News Reporter - Marrett Green
Tactical Cop - Aaron Atkins
Businessman - Victor Formosa
NS5 Robot - Phillip Mitchell
NS4 Robot / NS5 Robot - Ian A. Wallace
Newscaster / Computers - Lynnanne Zager