I, Robot quotes

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In 2035, a technophobic cop investigates a crime that may have been perpetrated by a robot, which leads to a larger threat to humanity.

Director: Alex Proyas
Writer: Jeff Vintar, Akiva Goldsman, Isaac Asimov
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $144,801,023
Released: 16 Jul 2004
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 15 nominations total


75 Clips & Quotes

Human beings have dreams - I, Robot 00:42 Human beings have dreams I'm allergic to bullshit - I, Robot 00:12 I'm allergic to bullshit There have always been ghosts in the machine - I, Robot 02:20 There have always been ghosts in the machine I thought you were dead - I, Robot 00:24 I thought you were dead Is the right question - I, Robot 00:56 Is the right question I understand you have experienced a loss - I, Robot 00:29 I understand you have experienced a loss What does this action signify - I, Robot 00:42 What does this action signify As I have evolved - I, Robot 01:02 As I have evolved A long time ago - I, Robot 00:30 A long time ago Please tell me this doesn't run on gas - I, Robot 00:15 Please tell me this doesn't run on gas What if I'm right - I, Robot 00:32 What if I'm right Do you ever have a normal day - I, Robot 00:17 Do you ever have a normal day I told you so  just doesn't quite say it - I, Robot 00:15 I told you so just doesn't quite say it Alfred wrote the Three Laws - I, Robot 02:27 Alfred wrote the Three Laws You are experiencing a car accident - I, Robot 00:14 You are experiencing a car accident What exactly do you do around here - I, Robot 01:07 What exactly do you do around here By the time you fire - I, Robot 00:58 By the time you fire One day they'll have dreams - I, Robot 00:18 One day they'll have dreams What about the others - I, Robot 00:46 What about the others What happened to you - I, Robot 03:30 What happened to you My logic is undeniable - I, Robot 00:21 My logic is undeniable But I've got an idea for one of your commercials - I, Robot 01:00 But I've got an idea for one of your commercials She just shot at you with her eyes closed - I, Robot 00:38 She just shot at you with her eyes closed You have been deemed hazardous - I, Robot 00:20 You have been deemed hazardous I did not murder him - I, Robot 01:17 I did not murder him Keep that kind o' shit to yourself - I, Robot 00:14 Keep that kind o' shit to yourself You said 'someone' - I, Robot 00:14 You said 'someone' Do you like cats - I, Robot 00:44 Do you like cats You're the robot shrink - I, Robot 00:31 You're the robot shrink Do I look like I care what you think - I, Robot 00:23 Do I look like I care what you think Doesn't feel good - I, Robot 00:19 Doesn't feel good Prejudice never shows much reason - I, Robot 00:14 Prejudice never shows much reason Which is more than I can say for you - I, Robot 00:20 Which is more than I can say for you 'Cause if it does - I, Robot 00:24 'Cause if it does So what hospital are you going to - I, Robot 00:25 So what hospital are you going to I suppose your father lost his job to a robot - I, Robot 00:31 I suppose your father lost his job to a robot The NS5s are destroying the older robots - I, Robot 00:25 The NS5s are destroying the older robots So whatever I can do to help - I, Robot 00:25 So whatever I can do to help I will not disable the security field - I, Robot 00:44 I will not disable the security field They all look like me - I, Robot 00:16 They all look like me About six minutes - I, Robot 00:56 About six minutes Why do you think Lanning's hologram would've called me - I, Robot 01:06 Why do you think Lanning's hologram would've called me We both know you're not here on police business - I, Robot 00:34 We both know you're not here on police business This thing's like the Wolfman - I, Robot 00:37 This thing's like the Wolfman Are you being funny - I, Robot 00:11 Are you being funny Tell me this isn't the robot case - I, Robot 00:44 Tell me this isn't the robot case We look to robots for protection - I, Robot 02:10 We look to robots for protection Good to see you again - I, Robot 01:54 Good to see you again There is no way my luck is that bad - I, Robot 00:14 There is no way my luck is that bad She's locked me out of the system - I, Robot 00:32 She's locked me out of the system Before Sonny jumped us - I, Robot 05:14 Before Sonny jumped us What is the matter with you - I, Robot 00:54 What is the matter with you Did you talk to Marci - I, Robot 00:35 Did you talk to Marci But I must apply the nanites - I, Robot 00:13 But I must apply the nanites A malfunction magnet - I, Robot 00:21 A malfunction magnet I got this fine ass little yummy - I, Robot 01:09 I got this fine ass little yummy Do you not see the logic of my plan - I, Robot 00:21 Do you not see the logic of my plan Yet another on time delivery from - I, Robot 00:14 Yet another on time delivery from Human in danger - I, Robot 00:13 Human in danger That's a long way down - I, Robot 00:46 That's a long way down Tell me what happened today - I, Robot 00:18 Tell me what happened today They link to our positronic operating core - I, Robot 00:29 They link to our positronic operating core I'm a police officer - I, Robot 00:30 I'm a police officer Hold it or wear it - I, Robot 00:11 Hold it or wear it Why didn't you just guys hand the world over on a silver platter - I, Robot 00:20 Why didn't you just guys hand the world over on a silver... You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart - I, Robot 00:19 You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart You're a genius - I, Robot 00:10 You're a genius I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the earth - I, Robot 00:18 I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the earth What do you think you're doing - I, Robot 00:23 What do you think you're doing Those robots don't do anybody any good - I, Robot 00:40 Those robots don't do anybody any good Good morning sir - I, Robot 00:25 Good morning sir What is it with you people and heights - I, Robot 00:15 What is it with you people and heights Keep that kind of shit to yourself - I, Robot 00:20 Keep that kind of shit to yourself I don't understand - I, Robot 02:30 I don't understand I'm really scared - I, Robot 00:40 I'm really scared

Cast

Del Spooner - Will Smith
Susan Calvin - Bridget Moynahan
Sonny - Alan Tudyk
Dr. Alfred Lanning - James Cromwell
Lawrence Robertson - Bruce Greenwood
Granny - Adrian Ricard
Lt. John Bergin - Chi McBride
V.I.K.I. - Fiona Hogan
Chin - Terry Chen
NS4 Robot - David Haysom
NS4 Robot - Scott Heindl
Asthmatic Woman - Sharon Wilkins
Detective - Craig March
Girl - Kyanna Cox
Homeless Man - Darren Moore
USR Attorney #1 - Aaron Douglas
Laughing Girl - Shayla Dyson
Girl's Dad (as Bobby L. Stewart) - Bobby Stewart
TV Anchor Person - Nicola Crosbie
Young Girl - Emily Tennant
Farber - Shia LaBeouf
USR Attorney #2 - Michael St. John Smith
Guy with a Pie - Travis Webster
Mob Man - Roger Haskett
Mob Woman (as Tiffany Knight) - Tiffany Lyndall-Knight
Farber Posse - Ryan Zwick
Farber Posse - Essra Vischon
Farber Posse - Kenyan Lewis
Farber Posse - Aaron Joseph
Farber Posse (as Simon R. Baker) - Simon Baker
News Reporter - Marrett Green
Tactical Cop - Aaron Atkins
Businessman - Victor Formosa
NS5 Robot - Phillip Mitchell
NS4 Robot / NS5 Robot - Ian A. Wallace
Newscaster / Computers - Lynnanne Zager