"I, Robot" quotes

I, Robot poster
In 2035, where robots are commonplace and abide by the three laws of robotics, a technophobic cop investigates an apparent suicide. Suspecting that a robot may be responsible for the death, his investigation leads him to believe that humanity may be in danger.

Director: Alex Proyas
Writer: Jeff Vintar, Akiva Goldsman, Isaac Asimov
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $144,801,023
Released: 16 Jul 2004
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 15 nominations total

75 Clips

What do you think you're doing - I, Robot 00:23
What do you think you're doing
I'm really scared - I, Robot 00:40
I'm really scared
I don't understand - I, Robot 02:30
I don't understand
Good to see you again - I, Robot 01:54
Good to see you again
Is the right question - I, Robot 00:56
Is the right question
What happened to you - I, Robot 03:30
What happened to you
I'm allergic to bullshit - I, Robot 00:12
I'm allergic to bullshit
I'm a police officer - I, Robot 00:30
I'm a police officer
I will not disable the security field - I, Robot 00:44
I will not disable the security field
I understand you have experienced a loss - I, Robot 00:29
I understand you have experienced a loss
I told you so  just doesn't quite say it - I, Robot 00:15
I told you so just doesn't quite say it
I thought you were dead - I, Robot 00:24
I thought you were dead
I suppose your father lost his job to a robot - I, Robot 00:31
I suppose your father lost his job to a robot
I got this fine ass little yummy - I, Robot 01:09
I got this fine ass little yummy
I did not murder him - I, Robot 01:17
I did not murder him
You're the robot shrink - I, Robot 00:31
You're the robot shrink
You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart - I, Robot 00:19
You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart
You're a genius - I, Robot 00:10
You're a genius
You said 'someone' - I, Robot 00:14
You said 'someone'
I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the earth - I, Robot 00:18
I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the earth
Human in danger - I, Robot 00:13
Human in danger
Human beings have dreams - I, Robot 00:42
Human beings have dreams
Hold it or wear it - I, Robot 00:11
Hold it or wear it
Good morning sir - I, Robot 00:25
Good morning sir
Doesn't feel good - I, Robot 00:19
Doesn't feel good
Do you not see the logic of my plan - I, Robot 00:21
Do you not see the logic of my plan
Do you like cats - I, Robot 00:44
Do you like cats
Do I look like I care what you think - I, Robot 00:23
Do I look like I care what you think
Do you ever have a normal day - I, Robot 00:17
Do you ever have a normal day
Did you talk to Marci - I, Robot 00:35
Did you talk to Marci
'Cause if it does - I, Robot 00:24
'Cause if it does
By the time you fire - I, Robot 00:58
By the time you fire
But I've got an idea for one of your commercials - I, Robot 01:00
But I've got an idea for one of your commercials
But I must apply the nanites - I, Robot 00:13
But I must apply the nanites
Before Sonny jumped us - I, Robot 05:14
Before Sonny jumped us
As I have evolved - I, Robot 01:02
As I have evolved
Are you being funny - I, Robot 00:11
Are you being funny
Alfred wrote the Three Laws - I, Robot 02:27
Alfred wrote the Three Laws
About six minutes - I, Robot 00:56
About six minutes
A malfunction magnet - I, Robot 00:21
A malfunction magnet
You have been deemed hazardous - I, Robot 00:20
You have been deemed hazardous
You are experiencing a car accident - I, Robot 00:14
You are experiencing a car accident
Yet another on time delivery from - I, Robot 00:14
Yet another on time delivery from
Why do you think Lanning's hologram would've called me - I, Robot 01:06
Why do you think Lanning's hologram would've called me
Why didn't you just guys hand the world over on a silver platter - I, Robot 00:20
Why didn't you just guys hand the world over on a silver...
Which is more than I can say for you - I, Robot 00:20
Which is more than I can say for you
What is the matter with you - I, Robot 00:54
What is the matter with you
What is it with you people and heights - I, Robot 00:15
What is it with you people and heights
What if I'm right - I, Robot 00:32
What if I'm right
What exactly do you do around here - I, Robot 01:07
What exactly do you do around here
What does this action signify - I, Robot 00:42
What does this action signify
What about the others - I, Robot 00:46
What about the others
We look to robots for protection - I, Robot 02:10
We look to robots for protection
We both know you're not here on police business - I, Robot 00:34
We both know you're not here on police business
Those robots don't do anybody any good - I, Robot 00:40
Those robots don't do anybody any good
This thing's like the Wolfman - I, Robot 00:37
This thing's like the Wolfman
They link to our positronic operating core - I, Robot 00:29
They link to our positronic operating core
They all look like me - I, Robot 00:16
They all look like me
A long time ago - I, Robot 00:30
A long time ago
There is no way my luck is that bad - I, Robot 00:14
There is no way my luck is that bad
There have always been ghosts in the machine - I, Robot 02:20
There have always been ghosts in the machine
The NS5s are destroying the older robots - I, Robot 00:25
The NS5s are destroying the older robots
That's a long way down - I, Robot 00:46
That's a long way down
Tell me what happened today - I, Robot 00:18
Tell me what happened today
Tell me this isn't the robot case - I, Robot 00:44
Tell me this isn't the robot case
So whatever I can do to help - I, Robot 00:25
So whatever I can do to help
So what hospital are you going to - I, Robot 00:25
So what hospital are you going to
She's locked me out of the system - I, Robot 00:32
She's locked me out of the system
She just shot at you with her eyes closed - I, Robot 00:38
She just shot at you with her eyes closed
Prejudice never shows much reason - I, Robot 00:14
Prejudice never shows much reason
Please tell me this doesn't run on gas - I, Robot 00:15
Please tell me this doesn't run on gas
One day they'll have dreams - I, Robot 00:18
One day they'll have dreams
My logic is undeniable - I, Robot 00:21
My logic is undeniable
Keep that kind of shit to yourself - I, Robot 00:20
Keep that kind of shit to yourself
Keep that kind o' shit to yourself - I, Robot 00:14
Keep that kind o' shit to yourself

Cast

Del Spooner - Will Smith
Susan Calvin - Bridget Moynahan
Sonny - Alan Tudyk
Dr. Alfred Lanning - James Cromwell
Lawrence Robertson - Bruce Greenwood
Granny - Adrian Ricard
Lt. John Bergin - Chi McBride
V.I.K.I. - Fiona Hogan
Chin - Terry Chen
NS4 Robot - David Haysom
NS4 Robot - Scott Heindl
Asthmatic Woman - Sharon Wilkins
Detective - Craig March
Girl - Kyanna Cox
Homeless Man - Darren Moore
USR Attorney #1 - Aaron Douglas
Laughing Girl - Shayla Dyson
Girl's Dad (as Bobby L. Stewart) - Bobby Stewart
TV Anchor Person - Nicola Crosbie
Young Girl - Emily Tennant
Farber - Shia LaBeouf
USR Attorney #2 - Michael St. John Smith
Guy with a Pie - Travis Webster
Mob Man - Roger Haskett
Mob Woman (as Tiffany Knight) - Tiffany Lyndall-Knight
Farber Posse - Ryan Zwick
Farber Posse - Essra Vischon
Farber Posse - Kenyan Lewis
Farber Posse - Aaron Joseph
Farber Posse (as Simon R. Baker) - Simon Baker
News Reporter - Marrett Green
Tactical Cop - Aaron Atkins
Businessman - Victor Formosa
NS5 Robot - Phillip Mitchell
NS4 Robot / NS5 Robot - Ian A. Wallace
Newscaster / Computers - Lynnanne Zager