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Peter: Hang on a second.
Leighton: Yeah?
Peter: What PR firm did you say you worked at again?
Leighton: Oh we work at... . Goldman Personal Research.
Peter: That is not what PR stands for that's not even close. Oh my god how old are you?
Leighton: Twenty three.
Peter: How old are you really?
Leighton: Okay fine I'm nineteen.. I'm seventeen
Peter: Oh my god Noah they're in high school.
Leighton: Oh fuck my dad's home!
Jase: Oh shit her dad sucks!
Peter: Noah for god's sake. I knew this house was too nice. Noah these are children!
Leighton: Oh my god!
Peter: Noah we gotta go!
Noah: Pete you took your shirt off!
Peter: Yeah I took my shirt off they're seventeen
Noah: Seventeen what?
Peter: Years old man we gotta go!
Taylor: Sorry......
Peter: Get your shit go let's move!
Noah: Oh god.
Peter: Uhhh hello?
Leighton's Dad: Again!
Leighton: Don't be mad daddy.
Leighton's Dad: How old are you!
Peter: I'm seventeen years old.
Leighton's Dad: You're seventeen years old?
Peter: Sir if I could explain... .
Leighton's Dad: No you do not get to call me sir we're peers what the fuck are you doing with a bunch of teenage girls!
Peter: Well okay first of all...... .
Noah: We didn't how old they were.
Peter: We did not.
Peter: Here;'s the thing I want what you have in life. I want your house... .
Leighton's Dad: You want my house?
Peter: I want a daughter you know. Not your daughter I don't want any daughter. You know like a little girl.
Leighton's Dad: I'm sorry what?
Peter: You know even a little boy would be fun to play with.
Leighton's Dad: What the fuck does that mean?
Leighton: Yeah?
Peter: What PR firm did you say you worked at again?
Leighton: Oh we work at... . Goldman Personal Research.
Peter: That is not what PR stands for that's not even close. Oh my god how old are you?
Leighton: Twenty three.
Peter: How old are you really?
Leighton: Okay fine I'm nineteen.. I'm seventeen
Peter: Oh my god Noah they're in high school.
Leighton: Oh fuck my dad's home!
Jase: Oh shit her dad sucks!
Peter: Noah for god's sake. I knew this house was too nice. Noah these are children!
Leighton: Oh my god!
Peter: Noah we gotta go!
Noah: Pete you took your shirt off!
Peter: Yeah I took my shirt off they're seventeen
Noah: Seventeen what?
Peter: Years old man we gotta go!
Taylor: Sorry......
Peter: Get your shit go let's move!
Noah: Oh god.
Peter: Uhhh hello?
Leighton's Dad: Again!
Leighton: Don't be mad daddy.
Leighton's Dad: How old are you!
Peter: I'm seventeen years old.
Leighton's Dad: You're seventeen years old?
Peter: Sir if I could explain... .
Leighton's Dad: No you do not get to call me sir we're peers what the fuck are you doing with a bunch of teenage girls!
Peter: Well okay first of all...... .
Noah: We didn't how old they were.
Peter: We did not.
Peter: Here;'s the thing I want what you have in life. I want your house... .
Leighton's Dad: You want my house?
Peter: I want a daughter you know. Not your daughter I don't want any daughter. You know like a little girl.
Leighton's Dad: I'm sorry what?
Peter: You know even a little boy would be fun to play with.
Leighton's Dad: What the fuck does that mean?
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Hang on a second Uh Yeah
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What PR firm did you say you worked at again
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Oh we work at Goldman Personal Research
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Th That is that is not what PR stands for
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That's not even close Oh my God how old are you
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Twenty three
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How old are you really
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Okay fine I'm 19
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I'm I'm 17 Oh my God
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Oh my God Noah they're in high school Okay
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Oh fuck my dad's home
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Oh shit Her dad sucks
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Noah
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Oh my God See I knew this house was too nice Oh shit
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Noah these are children Oh my God
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Noah
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We got to go Pete
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You took your shirt off
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Yeah I took my shirt off They're 17
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17 what Years old man We got to go
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Sorry No
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Get your shit Go let's move
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Oh God
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Uh hello
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Again No don't
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Don't be mad Daddy
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How old are you
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I'm 17 years old You're 17 years old
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Sir if I could explain to you the No no no
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You do not get to call me sir We're peers
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What the fuck are you doing with a bunch of teenage girls
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Well okay first of all We didn't know how old they were
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We did not
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No Okay and
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They tricked us They did trick us
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Just tell him the truth
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Just tell him the truth Here's the thing
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I want what you have in life you know
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Uh I want your house you know
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You want my house
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I want a daughter you know
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Um not your daughter I want a daughter
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You know like like a little girl you know
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I'm sorry what
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Even a little boy would be fun to play with Okay
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What the fuck does that mean
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Movie Summary
Newly-dumped thirtysomethings Peter and Emma team up to sabotage their exes' new relationships and win them back for good.