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Hey, you guys,I'm trained in self-defense, just in case

Ibiza • 2018
Hey, you guys,
I'm trained in self-defense, just in case

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Hey, you guys, I'm trained in self-defense, just in case.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:28
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Gary Sanchez Productions,Good Universe

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Movie Summary

A young American woman and her two best friends seek out a hot DJ in Spain.
A masterpiece. That was great. That was great. - Ibiza 00:04
A masterpiece. That was great. That was great.
If this was New York and someone was like "Before I take you to West Ville, - Ibiza 00:11
If this was New York and someone was like "Before I tak...
Whereas everybody in Ibiza is, like, cool. - Ibiza 00:04
Whereas everybody in Ibiza is, like, cool.
- So just enjoy the chill energy, - Yes. - Ibiza 00:04
- So just enjoy the chill energy, - Yes.
However, I'll take you to my niece. She's a dancer there, so I'll call her, - Ibiza 00:07
However, I'll take you to my niece. She's a dancer...
You know what else? I have the limo I drive on weekends. - Ibiza 00:04
You know what else? I have the limo I drive on weekends.
I'll take you in that for a special treat. Okay. - Ibiza 00:05
I'll take you in that for a special treat. Okay.
I am a total cliche right now, and I don't fucking care! - Ibiza 00:05
I am a total cliche right now, and I don't fucking care...
A bird just shit in my mouth. - Ibiza 00:04
A bird just shit in my mouth.
Oh, my God! Shit! Oh, my God! Lazer, can I have a towel? - Ibiza 00:05
Oh, my God! Shit! Oh, my God! Lazer, can I have a towel?
I'm gonna throw up! - Ibiza 00:04
I'm gonna throw up!
- I've been looking for new clients and... - You're fucking lying to me. - Ibiza 00:05
- I've been looking for new clients and... - You'r...
You do me a favor, you take those goddamn cocks out of your ear - Ibiza 00:10
You do me a favor, you take those goddamn cocks out of your ...
This little dinner meeting tomorrow, - Ibiza 00:07
This little dinner meeting tomorrow,
Yeah, so take a tub of concealer and shove it under you eyes - Ibiza 00:10
Yeah, so take a tub of concealer and shove it under you eyes
I'm really trying to set the scene with this pitch and I... - Ibiza 00:05
I'm really trying to set the scene with this pitch and ...
It hinges on an evening atmosphere. It's gotta be at night. - Ibiza 00:04
It hinges on an evening atmosphere. It's gotta be at ni...
Listen, you little fucking hipster Barbie. You need to close this deal. - Ibiza 00:05
Listen, you little fucking hipster Barbie. You need to close...
It's a good thing I have a really amazing international plan, - Ibiza 00:06
It's a good thing I have a really amazing international...
I don't want to hear anymore from you, because I'd have to be like, "Oh, cool." - Ibiza 00:05
I don't want to hear anymore from you, because I'd...