"Ice Age" quotes
With the impending ice age almost upon them, a mismatched trio of prehistoric critters – Manny the woolly mammoth, Diego the saber-toothed tiger and Sid the giant sloth – find an orphaned infant and decide to return it to its human parents. Along the way, the unlikely allies become friends but, when enemies attack, their quest takes on far nobler aims.
Director: Chris Wedge, Carlos Saldanha
Writer: Michael J. Wilson, Michael Berg, Peter Ackerman
Production: N/A
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $176,387,405
Released: 15 Mar 2002
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 5 wins & 30 nominations total
01:35 Here's your little bundle of joy
00:09 Boy For a second there I thought you were gonna eat me
00:15 Humans are disgusting OK you Check for poop
00:05 You don't know where it's been
00:05 Modern architecture It'll never last
00:13 I bet he's hungry How about some milk
00:12 No way This is our private stockpile for the Ice age
00:11 From now on you'll have to refer to me as Sid Lord of...
00:11 Yeah Who's up for round two
00:15 The baby Please I was returning him to his herd
00:04 You're it
00:17 No no no Manny please I'm begging you I need him
00:11 Us You two are a bit of an odd couple
00:07 Prepare for the Ice age
00:17 Where is the baby
00:08 Its nose is dry That means something's wrong with it
00:17 Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era
00:06 If you find a mate you should be loyal In your case grateful
00:21 We'll break your neck so you don't feel a thing
00:12 Welcome back partner Wanna lift
00:16 She picked a hair off my shoulder and says If you have an...
00:08 Thank you From now on I'm gonna call you Diego
00:05 Save your breath Sid You know humans can't talk
00:20 What are you doin' I'm putting sloth s on the map
00:12 We should return him Let's get this straight There is...
00:05 You're an embarrassment to nature Do you know that
00:13 If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead then doom on...
00:37 Will you cut it out
00:17 So where's Eddie
00:08 Don't make me reach back He started it
00:12 Thanks for waiting
00:06 Look at that Dinner and a show Left left left
00:06 But you just saved him I'm trying to get rid of the...
00:12 Attractive This whole Ice age thing is getting old
00:04 There goes our last female
00:05 I wish I could jump like that Wish granted
00:35 Watch its head Put it down
00:32 Phew I'm wiped out
00:15 I can't believe it Fresh wild greens Frank where did...
00:37 Buddy You see any humans go by here
00:15 No it's OK it's OK Look the tigers are just...
00:16 Maybe we shouldn't do this Why not
00:35 Look at the cute little baby Diego
00:05 Don't you have some poor animal to disembowel
00:19 OK if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of...
00:06 Sorry fellas He got a little frostbite
00:07 That's OK We'll have some fun with him Don't...
00:20 At the bottom of Half Peak there's an ambush waiting...
00:11 Do the world a favour Move your issues off the road
00:20 Look at you You're gonna grow into a great predator
00:28 Isn't this great You and me two bachelors knockin'...
00:22 My family abandoned me They just kinda migrated without me
00:14 Fine I'll tuck myself in
00:13 What are you doin' Just drop it on the ledge
00:04 Yeah Who's up for round two
00:15 Sid the tiger found a short cut
00:18 OK OK deal What's your problem You are my problem
00:14 He's wearing one of those baby thingies So
00:07 I don't know about you guys but we are the weirdest...
00:08 You don't know much about tracking do you
00:05 Wide body kerb it next time
00:08 Isn't there someone else you can annoy
00:06 They left without me They do this every year
00:10 Tell me that was your stomach
00:12 Intruders Now don't fall in
00:12 You didn't miss them by much
00:11 What a mess You rhinos have tiny brains Did you know that
00:10 This is gonna be the best migration ever
00:05 Does this look like a petting zoo to you Huh
00:09 He's not much to look at but it's so hard to find...
00:08 You want to maul something don't you
00:06 You have beautiful eyes Get off my face
00:08 Now get away from me I think mating for life is stupid
00:06 That pink thing is mine No Actually that pink thing belongs...
00:20 I have a message for Soto
00:08 Survival of the fittest
00:19 Hello ladies
00:06 Name's Diego friend Manfred and I'm not your...
00:04 Carnivores have all the fun
00:26 I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth
00:27 Huh Oh that
00:06 I'm workin' here you waste of fur Frustrated Diego
00:09 I've eaten things that complained less He won't...
00:46 Here's your little bundle of joy We're returning...
00:17 Prepare for the Ice age
00:11 I'm sorry I set you up
00:07 Retrieve the melon Tae kwon dodos attack
00:15 What are you doing Leave the mammoth alone
00:16 Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth
Cast
Manfred - Ray Romano
Sid - John Leguizamo
Diego - Denis Leary
Soto - Goran Visnjic
Zeke - Jack Black