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"Ice Age" quotes

Ice Age poster
With the impending ice age almost upon them, a mismatched trio of prehistoric critters – Manny the woolly mammoth, Diego the saber-toothed tiger and Sid the giant sloth – find an orphaned infant and decide to return it to its human parents. Along the way, the unlikely allies become friends but, when enemies attack, their quest takes on far nobler aims.

Director: Chris Wedge, Carlos Saldanha
Writer: Michael J. Wilson, Michael Berg, Peter Ackerman
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, comedy, family, adventure
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $176,387,405
Released: 15 Mar 2002
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 5 wins & 30 nominations total

101 Clips

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Here's your little bundle of joy - Ice Age 01:35 Here's your little bundle of joy Boy For a second there I thought you were gonna eat me - Ice Age 00:09 Boy For a second there I thought you were gonna eat me Humans are disgusting OK you Check for poop - Ice Age 00:15 Humans are disgusting OK you Check for poop You don't know where it's been - Ice Age 00:05 You don't know where it's been Modern architecture It'll never last - Ice Age 00:05 Modern architecture It'll never last I bet he's hungry How about some milk - Ice Age 00:13 I bet he's hungry How about some milk No way This is our private stockpile for the Ice age - Ice Age 00:12 No way This is our private stockpile for the Ice age From now on you'll have to refer to me as Sid Lord of the Flame - Ice Age 00:11 From now on you'll have to refer to me as Sid Lord of... Yeah Who's up for round two - Ice Age 00:11 Yeah Who's up for round two The baby Please I was returning him to his herd - Ice Age 00:15 The baby Please I was returning him to his herd You're it - Ice Age 00:04 You're it No no no Manny please I'm begging you I need him - Ice Age 00:17 No no no Manny please I'm begging you I need him Us You two are a bit of an odd couple - Ice Age 00:11 Us You two are a bit of an odd couple Prepare for the Ice age - Ice Age 00:07 Prepare for the Ice age Where is the baby - Ice Age 00:17 Where is the baby Its nose is dry That means something's wrong with it - Ice Age 00:08 Its nose is dry That means something's wrong with it Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era - Ice Age 00:17 Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era If you find a mate you should be loyal In your case grateful - Ice Age 00:06 If you find a mate you should be loyal In your case grateful We'll break your neck so you don't feel a thing - Ice Age 00:21 We'll break your neck so you don't feel a thing Welcome back partner Wanna lift - Ice Age 00:12 Welcome back partner Wanna lift She picked a hair off my shoulder and says If you have an extra mating dance - Ice Age 00:16 She picked a hair off my shoulder and says If you have an... Thank you From now on I'm gonna call you Diego - Ice Age 00:08 Thank you From now on I'm gonna call you Diego Save your breath Sid You know humans can't talk - Ice Age 00:05 Save your breath Sid You know humans can't talk What are you doin' I'm putting sloth s on the map - Ice Age 00:20 What are you doin' I'm putting sloth s on the map We should return him Let's get this straight There is no we - Ice Age 00:12 We should return him Let's get this straight There is... You're an embarrassment to nature Do you know that - Ice Age 00:05 You're an embarrassment to nature Do you know that If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead then doom on you - Ice Age 00:13 If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead then doom on... Will you cut it out - Ice Age 00:37 Will you cut it out So where's Eddie - Ice Age 00:17 So where's Eddie Don't make me reach back He started it - Ice Age 00:08 Don't make me reach back He started it Thanks for waiting - Ice Age 00:12 Thanks for waiting Look at that Dinner and a show Left left left - Ice Age 00:06 Look at that Dinner and a show Left left left But you just saved him I'm trying to get rid of the last thing I saved - Ice Age 00:06 But you just saved him I'm trying to get rid of the... Attractive This whole Ice age thing is getting old - Ice Age 00:12 Attractive This whole Ice age thing is getting old There goes our last female - Ice Age 00:04 There goes our last female I wish I could jump like that Wish granted - Ice Age 00:05 I wish I could jump like that Wish granted Watch its head Put it down - Ice Age 00:35 Watch its head Put it down Phew I'm wiped out - Ice Age 00:32 Phew I'm wiped out I can't believe it Fresh wild greens Frank where did you ever - Ice Age 00:15 I can't believe it Fresh wild greens Frank where did... Buddy You see any humans go by here - Ice Age 00:37 Buddy You see any humans go by here No it's OK it's OK Look the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope - Ice Age 00:15 No it's OK it's OK Look the tigers are just... Maybe we shouldn't do this Why not - Ice Age 00:16 Maybe we shouldn't do this Why not Look at the cute little baby Diego - Ice Age 00:35 Look at the cute little baby Diego Don't you have some poor animal to disembowel - Ice Age 00:05 Don't you have some poor animal to disembowel OK if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of ya you get the sloth - Ice Age 00:19 OK if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of... Sorry fellas He got a little frostbite - Ice Age 00:06 Sorry fellas He got a little frostbite That's OK We'll have some fun with him Don't let them impale me I wanna live - Ice Age 00:07 That's OK We'll have some fun with him Don't... At the bottom of Half Peak there's an ambush waiting for you - Ice Age 00:20 At the bottom of Half Peak there's an ambush waiting... Do the world a favour Move your issues off the road - Ice Age 00:11 Do the world a favour Move your issues off the road Look at you You're gonna grow into a great predator - Ice Age 00:20 Look at you You're gonna grow into a great predator Isn't this great You and me two bachelors knockin' about in the wild - Ice Age 00:28 Isn't this great You and me two bachelors knockin'... My family abandoned me They just kinda migrated without me - Ice Age 00:22 My family abandoned me They just kinda migrated without me Fine I'll tuck myself in - Ice Age 00:14 Fine I'll tuck myself in What are you doin' Just drop it on the ledge - Ice Age 00:13 What are you doin' Just drop it on the ledge Yeah Who's up for round two - Ice Age 00:04 Yeah Who's up for round two Sid the tiger found a short cut - Ice Age 00:15 Sid the tiger found a short cut OK OK deal What's your problem You are my problem - Ice Age 00:18 OK OK deal What's your problem You are my problem He's wearing one of those baby thingies So - Ice Age 00:14 He's wearing one of those baby thingies So I don't know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen - Ice Age 00:07 I don't know about you guys but we are the weirdest... You don't know much about tracking do you - Ice Age 00:08 You don't know much about tracking do you Wide body kerb it next time - Ice Age 00:05 Wide body kerb it next time Isn't there someone else you can annoy - Ice Age 00:08 Isn't there someone else you can annoy They left without me They do this every year - Ice Age 00:06 They left without me They do this every year Tell me that was your stomach - Ice Age 00:10 Tell me that was your stomach Intruders Now don't fall in - Ice Age 00:12 Intruders Now don't fall in You didn't miss them by much - Ice Age 00:12 You didn't miss them by much What a mess You rhinos have tiny brains Did you know that - Ice Age 00:11 What a mess You rhinos have tiny brains Did you know that This is gonna be the best migration ever - Ice Age 00:10 This is gonna be the best migration ever Does this look like a petting zoo to you Huh - Ice Age 00:05 Does this look like a petting zoo to you Huh He's not much to look at but it's so hard to find a family guy - Ice Age 00:09 He's not much to look at but it's so hard to find... You want to maul something don't you - Ice Age 00:08 You want to maul something don't you You have beautiful eyes Get off my face - Ice Age 00:06 You have beautiful eyes Get off my face Now get away from me I think mating for life is stupid - Ice Age 00:08 Now get away from me I think mating for life is stupid That pink thing is mine No Actually that pink thing belongs to us - Ice Age 00:06 That pink thing is mine No Actually that pink thing belongs... I have a message for Soto - Ice Age 00:20 I have a message for Soto Survival of the fittest - Ice Age 00:08 Survival of the fittest Hello ladies - Ice Age 00:19 Hello ladies Name's Diego friend Manfred and I'm not your friend - Ice Age 00:06 Name's Diego friend Manfred and I'm not your... Carnivores have all the fun - Ice Age 00:04 Carnivores have all the fun I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth - Ice Age 00:26 I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth Huh Oh that - Ice Age 00:27 Huh Oh that I'm workin' here you waste of fur Frustrated Diego - Ice Age 00:06 I'm workin' here you waste of fur Frustrated Diego I've eaten things that complained less He won't stop squirming - Ice Age 00:09 I've eaten things that complained less He won't... Here's your little bundle of joy We're returning it to the humans - Ice Age 00:46 Here's your little bundle of joy We're returning... Prepare for the Ice age - Ice Age 00:17 Prepare for the Ice age I'm sorry I set you up - Ice Age 00:11 I'm sorry I set you up Retrieve the melon Tae kwon dodos attack - Ice Age 00:07 Retrieve the melon Tae kwon dodos attack What are you doing Leave the mammoth alone - Ice Age 00:15 What are you doing Leave the mammoth alone Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth - Ice Age 00:16 Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth
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Cast

Manfred - Ray Romano
Sid - John Leguizamo
Diego - Denis Leary
Soto - Goran Visnjic
Zeke - Jack Black
Carl - Cedric the Entertainer
Frank - Stephen Root
Oscar - Diedrich Bader
Lenny - Alan Tudyk
Jennifer - Lorri Bagley
Rachel - Jane Krakowski
Dodo - Peter Ackerman
Dodo - P.J. Benjamin
Dodo - Josh Hamilton
Dodo - Chris Wedge
Glyptodon - Denny Dillon
Glyptodont - Mitzi McCall
Baby Moeritherium (voice) - Tara Strong
Additional Voices (voice) - Darin De Paul
Dodo (voice) - Dann Fink