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Iceman

The Ötztal Alps, more than 5300 years ago. A Neolithic clan has settled near a creek. It is their leader Kelab's responsibility to be the keeper of the group's holy shrine Tineka. While Kelab is hunting, the settlement is attacked.

Director

Felix Randau

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Genre

adventure, drama, thriller

Box Office

$2,138

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N/A

Awards

5 nominations total

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*THE ADVENTURES OF PUSS IN BOOTS*
Season 05 Episode 07
Title: "The Iceman Melteth" - Iceman

*THE ADVENTURES OF PUSS IN BOOTS* Season 05 Episode 07 Title...

"What is the matter?"
You're barely even trying, that's what! - Iceman

"What is the matter?" You're barely even tryi...

Do you have something else
you'd rather be doing right now? - Iceman

Do you have something else you'd rather be doing right ...

I need to help Artephius
find a way to close the portal, which, - Iceman

I need to help Artephius find a way to close the portal, whi...

We're so sorry our "little battle" - Iceman

We're so sorry our "little battle"

But we're going to keep fighting you - Iceman

But we're going to keep fighting you

Look at us. We do not even fight
over anything specific anymore! - Iceman

Look at us. We do not even fight over anything specific anym...

"Have we met?"
Tim, the terrifying ice monster? - Iceman

"Have we met?" Tim, the terrifying ice monster?

- Ice monster...
- The thing with the polar bear? - Iceman

- Ice monster... - The thing with the polar bear?

Oh! Oh, my. Yes.
I... Wow. - Iceman

Oh! Oh, my. Yes. I... Wow.

I was very young!
And I am still beating myself up over it. - Iceman

I was very young! And I am still beating myself up over it.

I am just being pursued
by this terrifying ice monster named... - Iceman

I am just being pursued by this terrifying ice monster named...

If sorries were whiskerfish,
then walruses wouldn't need their kippers. - Iceman

If sorries were whiskerfish, then walruses wouldn't nee...

Nonsense. I'm made of solid ice. - Iceman

Nonsense. I'm made of solid ice.

Tim. What did you think would happen
coming to this hot climate? - Iceman

Tim. What did you think would happen coming to this hot clim...

I was trapped in the Netherworld
by an angry witch. - Iceman

I was trapped in the Netherworld by an angry witch.

Well, that is a nice change of pace.
Usually, it is a wizard. - Iceman

Well, that is a nice change of pace. Usually, it is a wizard...

And I never even got to see Pompeii. - Iceman

And I never even got to see Pompeii.

Uh... My friend, Pompeii was destroyed
over a thousand years ago. - Iceman

Uh... My friend, Pompeii was destroyed over a thousand years...

If you leave town at once,
you can be there within... - Iceman

If you leave town at once, you can be there within...

It suddenly seems so foolish,
all those years spent chasing people - Iceman

It suddenly seems so foolish, all those years spent chasing ...

Oh, don't worry, Tim.
You still have a little bit of time. - Iceman

Oh, don't worry, Tim. You still have a little bit of ti...

Wrong. You have all the time.
Tim, I owe you a debt. - Iceman

Wrong. You have all the time. Tim, I owe you a debt.

Loretta! That was her name. - Iceman

Loretta! That was her name.

And now, I will make it up to him.
Hear this, terrifying ice monster: - Iceman

And now, I will make it up to him. Hear this, terrifying ice...

Don't promise him that, Puss.
There are some things we can't control. - Iceman

Don't promise him that, Puss. There are some things we ...

Clearly, some magic is what is called for
in this situation. I go. - Iceman

Clearly, some magic is what is called for in this situation....

Oh! Look at you all, playing so nicely. - Iceman

Oh! Look at you all, playing so nicely.

I've always wanted to play catch
with a pig, a goblin, - Iceman

I've always wanted to play catch with a pig, a goblin,

Oh, my! Tim, are you okay? - Iceman

Oh, my! Tim, are you okay?

I'll be all right.
It's so hot out here. - Iceman

I'll be all right. It's so hot out here.

Come on, let's find you some shade. - Iceman

Come on, let's find you some shade.

Can I get you anything?
A hot cup of tea? Oh! Wait, no. - Iceman

Can I get you anything? A hot cup of tea? Oh! Wait, no.

I know. I'm sorry. Oh!
But remember what the book says: - Iceman

I know. I'm sorry. Oh! But remember what the book says:

Find some shade
and take your clothes off." - Iceman

Find some shade and take your clothes off."

At least I got to fulfill one
of the many wishes I've had in my life, - Iceman

At least I got to fulfill one of the many wishes I've h...

Hold those tears, Tim, - Iceman

Hold those tears, Tim,

So, you see, I wronged this ice monster
in a most cruel way many years ago. - Iceman

So, you see, I wronged this ice monster in a most cruel way ...

That's kinda how I feel
when I make a delicious pot of chili - Iceman

That's kinda how I feel when I make a delicious pot of ...

So, what I need is for you to devise some
brilliant way to stop Tim from melting. - Iceman

So, what I need is for you to devise some brilliant way to s...

Well, I mean, other than literally
blocking out the sun... - Iceman

Well, I mean, other than literally blocking out the sun...

We can't do that, Puss.
Everything on Earth would die. - Iceman

We can't do that, Puss. Everything on Earth would die.

Ooh, you're right. I do like a challenge.
Okay, Bootsy, you're on. - Iceman

Ooh, you're right. I do like a challenge. Okay, Bootsy,...

It pains me to think how miserable
Tim must be right now. - Iceman

It pains me to think how miserable Tim must be right now.

Lady Festerploof, did you know that you
are the fairest maiden in all the land? - Iceman

Lady Festerploof, did you know that you are the fairest maid...

But did you also know
that my heart will forever belong to... - Iceman

But did you also know that my heart will forever belong to.....

Did you know that I wrote the script? - Iceman

Did you know that I wrote the script?

Oh! If my buddies in the frozen tundra
could see me now. - Iceman

Oh! If my buddies in the frozen tundra could see me now.

I know. So great, right?
Oh, poor Lady Festerploof. - Iceman

I know. So great, right? Oh, poor Lady Festerploof.

I just want her to be happy. Oh, sorry. - Iceman

I just want her to be happy. Oh, sorry.

We will make a fortune
when we chop him into icy cubes - Iceman

We will make a fortune when we chop him into icy cubes

Think of all the things
people will be able to put ice into: - Iceman

Think of all the things people will be able to put ice into:

Imagine, cold lemonade. - Iceman

Imagine, cold lemonade.

Is this part of the play? Bravo. - Iceman

Is this part of the play? Bravo.

So far, we've covered attending
the theater, cheating at cards, and... Oh! - Iceman

So far, we've covered attending the theater, cheating a...

Watching bandits get embarrassingly
defeated in combat. - Iceman

Watching bandits get embarrassingly defeated in combat.

Yes, we know.
"Find a way to close the portal." - Iceman

Yes, we know. "Find a way to close the portal."

We seek a way to blot the sun
from the sky. - Iceman

We seek a way to blot the sun from the sky.

Just a way to launch my magic
sun-blocking spell into the sky! - Iceman

Just a way to launch my magic sun-blocking spell into the sk...

Fear not, Timothy. We will not fail you. - Iceman

Fear not, Timothy. We will not fail you.

For the next item on your list, Tim, - Iceman

For the next item on your list, Tim,

It's majestic.
Maybe a little smaller than I'd imagined. - Iceman

It's majestic. Maybe a little smaller than I'd ima...

Kidnapping you
for shameful monetary gains. - Iceman

Kidnapping you for shameful monetary gains.

The people deserve their icy beverages.
And we deserve our monetaries. - Iceman

The people deserve their icy beverages. And we deserve our m...

Gentlemen. Need I remind you?
I really do not really have time for this. - Iceman

Gentlemen. Need I remind you? I really do not really have ti...

You keep telling us that, Puss!
And every time, it is more hurtful! - Iceman

You keep telling us that, Puss! And every time, it is more h...

Don't you know that we'll take
any attention we can get? - Iceman

Don't you know that we'll take any attention we ca...

Puss! This is it.
I've definitely got it now. - Iceman

Puss! This is it. I've definitely got it now.

Sorry, everyone. Sorry. - Iceman

Sorry, everyone. Sorry.

everything-failed-is-there-nothing-else-can-try - Iceman

everything-failed-is-there-nothing-else-can-try

I mean, it goes against
everything I believe in, but... - Iceman

I mean, it goes against everything I believe in, but...

I will not let Tim perish. I will not
let my cruel deed go unatoned for. - Iceman

I will not let Tim perish. I will not let my cruel deed go u...

We will launch them into the sky
via slingshot, - Iceman

We will launch them into the sky via slingshot,

Puss, maybe you'd better
take some deep breaths. - Iceman

Puss, maybe you'd better take some deep breaths.

"Spiritus Nimbosum." - Iceman

"Spiritus Nimbosum."

Ooh, that sounds fun!
Any warnings in the book? - Iceman

Ooh, that sounds fun! Any warnings in the book?

Blah, blah, blah. "Evil spell, death
and destruction, publishers not liable." - Iceman

Blah, blah, blah. "Evil spell, death and destruction, p...

One Spiritus Nimbosum coming up. - Iceman

One Spiritus Nimbosum coming up.

Well, Tim, I think we've managed to
fulfill all of your lifelong dreams today. - Iceman

Well, Tim, I think we've managed to fulfill all of your...

Even "sleep in a real bed." - Iceman

Even "sleep in a real bed."

Ah, why should today be different
than any other day? - Iceman

Ah, why should today be different than any other day?

Uh, because sometimes
my pickle jar leaks, people? - Iceman

Uh, because sometimes my pickle jar leaks, people?

They're stealing Tim! Do something, Puss! - Iceman

They're stealing Tim! Do something, Puss!

We are doing something, all right.
Artephius, now! - Iceman

We are doing something, all right. Artephius, now!

It worked! Tim, behold. - Iceman

It worked! Tim, behold.

The sun shall lick its cruel rays
down upon you no more. - Iceman

The sun shall lick its cruel rays down upon you no more.

Oh, it's cold. I'm re-freezing! - Iceman

Oh, it's cold. I'm re-freezing!

Artephius. Let us revel in the glory
of our achievement. - Iceman

Artephius. Let us revel in the glory of our achievement.

Was there something in that book - Iceman

Was there something in that book

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The Ötztal Alps, more than 5300 years ago. A Neolithic clan has settled near a creek. It is their leader Kelab's responsibility to be the keeper of the group's holy shrine Tineka. While Kelab is hunting, the settlement is attacked.

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Director: Felix Randau

Writer: Felix Randau

Production: N/A

Genre: adventure, drama, thriller

Year: 2017

MetaScore: 52/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: $2,138

Released: 15 Mar 2019

Awards: 5 nominations total

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