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It pains me to think how miserable Tim must be right now
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It pains me to think how miserableTim must be right now

Iceman • 2017
It pains me to think how miserable
Tim must be right now

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It pains me to think how miserable Tim must be right now.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:31
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
adventure, drama, thriller
Production
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Movie Summary

The Ötztal Alps, more than 5300 years ago. A Neolithic clan has settled near a creek. It is their leader Kelab's responsibility to be the keeper of the group's holy shrine Tineka. While Kelab is hunting, the settlement is attacked.
Lady Festerploof, did you know that you are the fairest maiden in all the land? - Iceman 00:06
Lady Festerploof, did you know that you are the fairest maid...
But did you also know that my heart will forever belong to... - Iceman 00:05
But did you also know that my heart will forever belong to.....
Did you know that I wrote the script? - Iceman 00:04
Did you know that I wrote the script?
Oh! If my buddies in the frozen tundra could see me now. - Iceman 00:05
Oh! If my buddies in the frozen tundra could see me now.
I know. So great, right? Oh, poor Lady Festerploof. - Iceman 00:06
I know. So great, right? Oh, poor Lady Festerploof.
I just want her to be happy. Oh, sorry. - Iceman 00:04
I just want her to be happy. Oh, sorry.
We will make a fortune when we chop him into icy cubes - Iceman 00:06
We will make a fortune when we chop him into icy cubes
Think of all the things people will be able to put ice into: - Iceman 00:08
Think of all the things people will be able to put ice into:
Imagine, cold lemonade. - Iceman 00:04
Imagine, cold lemonade.
Is this part of the play? Bravo. - Iceman 00:04
Is this part of the play? Bravo.
So far, we've covered attending the theater, cheating at cards, and... Oh! - Iceman 00:05
So far, we've covered attending the theater, cheating a...
Watching bandits get embarrassingly defeated in combat. - Iceman 00:04
Watching bandits get embarrassingly defeated in combat.
Yes, we know. "Find a way to close the portal." - Iceman 00:06
Yes, we know. "Find a way to close the portal."
We seek a way to blot the sun from the sky. - Iceman 00:04
We seek a way to blot the sun from the sky.
Just a way to launch my magic sun-blocking spell into the sky! - Iceman 00:06
Just a way to launch my magic sun-blocking spell into the sk...
Fear not, Timothy. We will not fail you. - Iceman 00:05
Fear not, Timothy. We will not fail you.
For the next item on your list, Tim, - Iceman 00:07
For the next item on your list, Tim,
It's majestic. Maybe a little smaller than I'd imagined. - Iceman 00:06
It's majestic. Maybe a little smaller than I'd ima...
Kidnapping you for shameful monetary gains. - Iceman 00:04
Kidnapping you for shameful monetary gains.
The people deserve their icy beverages. And we deserve our monetaries. - Iceman 00:06
The people deserve their icy beverages. And we deserve our m...