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Identity Thief

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.

Director

Seth Gordon

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, drama

Box Office

$134,506,920

Production

Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

Awards

1 win & 9 nominations

Homepage

http://www.identitythiefmovie.com

Sandy Patterson

Diana

Melissa McCarthy

Harold Cornish

Trish Patterson

Marisol

Genesis Rodriguez

Detective Reilly

Morris Chestnut

Daniel Casey

Skiptracer

Big Chuck

Eric Stonestreet

Paul

Bartender

Party Guy

Party Guy

Party Guy's Buddy

Tequila Guy

Andrew Friedman

Winter Park Cop

Winter Park Cop

Booking Officer

Franny Patterson

Mary-Charles Jones

Jessie Patterson

Maggie Elizabeth Jones

Secretary at Prominence Denver

Alec

Cosmetics Girl

Nevaina Graves Rhodes

Cosmetics Girl

Electronics Store Employee

Jewelry Store Salesperson

Brenda Gonzales

Cell Phone Kiosk Salesman

Luis the Gas Station Attendant

Cop Giving Traffic Ticket

New Catalyst Receptionist

Arlene in the Lady's Choice Salon

Lori Beth Sikes

Tony

Counter Girl

Witness on the Highway

Traffic Cop

Bus Station Attendant Carl

Used Car Salesman

Prominence Security Guard

Ken Talbott

St. Louis Terrace Clerk

St. Louis Terrace Manager

Hairdresser

Salon Sales Person

Carmela Zumbado

Salon Sales Person

St. Louis Cop

St Louis Cop

Prison Guard

Restaurant Patron

Lisa M. Barfield

Businessman

Bar Patron in Blue Dress

Pedestrian

Denver Detective

Bar Patron

Kevin

Business Man

Kyle

Bartender

Everett

Bar Patron

Carlos V. Flores

Denver Police Officer

Michael Garland

Jet Ski Mom

Salon Patron

Precision Driver

Walter Hendrix III

Young Diana

Morgan Hinkleman

Chef

Shocked Bar Patron

Emma

Truck-Stop Server

Businessman

Executive

Detective

Scott Ledbetter

Model at Bar

Florida Chase Witness

John Archer Lundgren

Mall Shopper

Neil

Company Founder

Garage Mechanic

Johnny Michaels

Bitchy Girl

Pit Boss

Richard A Moore

Boyfriend 'The Ville'

Bar Patron

Kacie Jo Marta Nickles

Bartender #2

Onrico Nightingale

Hotel Doorman

Denver Detective

Prominence Suit

Motel Patron

Woman at Bar

Financial Business Man

Mitchell Schwartz

Cosmetics Sales Clerk

Used Car Salesman

Financial Business Man

Businessman

Precision Driver

Julian

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Diana Sandy Patterson Julian Skiptracer Bartender Truck-stop Server Trish Patterson Marisol Luis The Gas Station Attendant Paul

Phone's gone, wallet's gone because the pants are gone. - Identity Thief

Phone's gone, wallet's gone because the pants are...

We're done. - Identity Thief

I've got these weird pants on, out in the middle of nowhere. - Identity Thief

I've got these weird pants on, out in the middle of...

Morning. - Identity Thief

Ahhh! I've had a shitty day and you got a face that looks like a dog's asshole. - Identity Thief

Ahhh! I've had a shitty day and you got a face that...

Thank you. - Identity Thief

That's what I always thought, but then I thought, "You know what? - Identity Thief

That's what I always thought, but then I thought,...

How great is the ride on this Caprice, huh? - Identity Thief

How great is the ride on this Caprice, huh?

My old boss, Harold Cornish, is a partner here at this major financial institution. - Identity Thief

My old boss, Harold Cornish, is a partner here at this major...

Get in there! - Identity Thief

Get in there! - Identity Thief

God, get in there! - Identity Thief

God, get in there!

I thought it was gonna be a couple of offices. - Identity Thief

I thought it was gonna be a couple of offices.

Let me see it. - Identity Thief

Shit. - Identity Thief

Got it. - Identity Thief

Okay, great. - Identity Thief

I need a room, please. - Identity Thief

I need a room, please.

(EXCLAIMING IN AWE) - Identity Thief

(EXCLAIMING IN AWE)

I miss you. - Identity Thief

Oh, that's a nice match. - Identity Thief

Oh, that's a nice match.

Oh, that's nice. - Identity Thief

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, that's better. - Identity Thief

Oh, that's better.

Um... Maybe you could help me. Oh, honey. We'll take care of you. I've done a lot of the groundwork - Identity Thief

Um... Maybe you could help me. Oh, honey. We'll take...

I said no jewelryOh God were you seriousYeahOh God You've gotta work on your tone - Identity Thief

I said no jewelryOh God were you seriousYeahOh God...

Nice, I'm never gonna be able to duplicate this makeup. - Identity Thief

Nice, I'm never gonna be able to duplicate this makeup.

Mr. Cornish. You are a fraud, a thief, and an asshole, whoever you are. You're both under arrest for - Identity Thief

Mr. Cornish. You are a fraud, a thief, and an asshole,...

(CLEARS THROAT) - Identity Thief

(CLEARS THROAT)

Yeah. She got arrested. What the hell do we do? Follow her to the station, you bail her out and you - Identity Thief

Yeah. She got arrested. What the hell do we do? Follow her...

You know what? - Identity Thief

Hey, you guys have got a pretty sweet ride, here. - Identity Thief

Hey, you guys have got a pretty sweet ride, here.

Are you out of your mind? - Identity Thief

Are you out of your mind?

SANDY: Shit. - Identity Thief

Diana. Hey. Diana. Diana! - Identity Thief

Diana. Hey. Diana. Diana!

Let's go. - Identity Thief

Don't move! - Identity Thief

Slow down. - Identity Thief

What have you got in the trunk? - Identity Thief

What have you got in the trunk?

You know you were right. - Identity Thief

You know you were right.

So, what, 900 miles to Denver? - Identity Thief

So, what, 900 miles to Denver?

Hello? Dad! Daddy! Hi. Mmm! - Identity Thief

Hello? Dad! Daddy! Hi. Mmm!

Hmm. Diana, Trish, Jessie, Franny. - Meet Diana. - Hi. Oh. Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, t - Identity Thief

Hmm. Diana, Trish, Jessie, Franny. - Meet Diana. - Hi. Oh....

It's a lovely dinner, Mrs. Patterson. - Identity Thief

It's a lovely dinner, Mrs. Patterson.

It's a lovely dinner, Mrs. - Identity Thief

It's a lovely dinner, Mrs.

You've got some food on your face. - Identity Thief

You've got some food on your face.

See? Babe, babe, mease. Oh! That's a lot. - Identity Thief

See? Babe, babe, mease. Oh! That's a lot.

Would you like some help with that? - Identity Thief

Would you like some help with that?

You know, I, uh... - Identity Thief

You know, I, uh...

She'd go away for, like, 10 years. - Identity Thief

She'd go away for, like, 10 years.

You're not a chump. - Identity Thief

You're not a chump.

Diana. I'm going in alone. - Identity Thief

Diana. I'm going in alone.

Where's Diana? - Identity Thief

Where's Diana? - Identity Thief

How long ago did she leave? - Identity Thief

How long ago did she leave?

Well, as a shareholder of the fund... - Identity Thief

Well, as a shareholder of the fund...

I gotta go. - Identity Thief

Congratulations. - Identity Thief

Congratulations.

Some of these dykes are still really getting up into my sweet junkbut I don't let themGirls sweet junk is justDessert She's having a problem in the mess hall - Identity Thief

Some of these dykes are still really getting up into my...

My name. - Identity Thief

Dawn BudgieThat's a terrible fucking name - Identity Thief

Dawn BudgieThat's a terrible fucking name

Back in your cage, bitch. - Identity Thief

Back in your cage, bitch.

No, Sandy's a girl's name. - Identity Thief

No, Sandy's a girl's name.

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Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Seth Gordon

Writer: Craig Mazin, Jerry Eeten

Production: Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

Genre: comedy, crime, drama

Year: 2013

MetaScore: 35/100

ImdbRating: 5.7

BoxOffice: $134,506,920

Released: 08 Feb 2013

Awards: 1 win & 9 nominations

Homepage: http://www.identitythiefmovie.com