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Identity Thief

Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?

Sandy Patterson:
Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?

Full Transcript

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Besides friends don't steal friends' identities do they
Available in 6 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
326
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:09
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

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Movie Summary

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.

Actors

Jason Bateman
Sandy Patterson
Jason Bateman
You're diabolicalWell thanksThat's not a complimentI know - Identity Thief 00:07
You're diabolicalWell thanksThat's not a...
Four. Four. I know, it was a gift. Your gifts abound. That's amazing. I think so, too. Then why don' - Identity Thief 00:19
Four. Four. I know, it was a gift. Your gifts abound....
Hey, hey, hey. - Identity Thief 00:11
Hey, hey, hey.
Do you usually listen to music before you go to bed? - Identity Thief 00:09
Do you usually listen to music before you go to bed?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Identity Thief 00:13
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, my God. - Identity Thief 00:18
Oh, my God.
Oh, God, it was so close to me. - Identity Thief 00:52
Oh, God, it was so close to me.
Turn your face away. - Identity Thief 00:07
Turn your face away.
God! Don't let it come near me. That hurts! That hurt. That hurts! Oh, God. - Identity Thief 00:10
God! Don't let it come near me. That hurts! That hurt....
Okay. Okay. Go slow, fella. Just go slow. Easy. Where are we? What is this? Bus station, middle of n - Identity Thief 00:42
Okay. Okay. Go slow, fella. Just go slow. Easy. Where are...
Phone's gone, wallet's gone because the pants are gone. - Identity Thief 00:06
Phone's gone, wallet's gone because the pants are...
We're done. - Identity Thief 00:18
We're done.
I've got these weird pants on, out in the middle of nowhere. - Identity Thief 00:06
I've got these weird pants on, out in the middle of...
Morning. - Identity Thief 00:18
Morning.
Ahhh! I've had a shitty day and you got a face that looks like a dog's asshole. - Identity Thief 00:15
Ahhh! I've had a shitty day and you got a face that...
Thank you. - Identity Thief 00:14
Thank you.
That's what I always thought, but then I thought, "You know what? - Identity Thief 00:32
That's what I always thought, but then I thought,...
How great is the ride on this Caprice, huh? - Identity Thief 00:39
How great is the ride on this Caprice, huh?
My old boss, Harold Cornish, is a partner here at this major financial institution. - Identity Thief 00:47
My old boss, Harold Cornish, is a partner here at this major...
Get in there! - Identity Thief 00:15
Get in there!