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You don't pay your bills, man

You don't pay your bills, man.I gotta cut the card. "Cut the card."No, I absolutely pay my...

Identity Thief • 2013

You don't pay your bills, man.I gotta cut the card. "Cut the card."No, I absolutely pay My bills. Run it one more time. Nothingwrong with that card. That's not whatit says right here. I don't care what the screen says.Maybe it's broken. I'll go somewhere else.You're not cutting that card. Cutting the card?That's ridiculous. Tell you what,I'll go somewhere else. You go somewhere else? Look, that's my papi.He owns this store. He says Cut the card.Señor. If You don't pay your bills...My bills are paid. Oh, your bills are paid.I gotta cut the card. Do not cut that card. I'm gonna Cut the card.I just Cut the card. Go pay your bills, Randy.It's Sandy. Sandy?

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You don't pay your bills man I gotta cut the card

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Cut the card No I absolutely pay my bills

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Run it one more time Nothing wrong with that card

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That's not what it says right here

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I don't care what the screen says Maybe it's broken

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I'll go somewhere else You're not cutting that card

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Cutting the card That's ridiculous

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Tell you what I'll go somewhere else

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You go somewhere else

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Look that's my papi He owns this store

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He says cut the card Señor

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If you don't pay your bills My bills are paid

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Oh your bills are paid I gotta cut the card

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Do not cut that card

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I'm gonna cut the card I just cut the card

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Go pay your bills Randy It's Sandy

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Sandy

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Vous ne payez pas vos factures Je dois couper la carte

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Non je paie toutes mes factures

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Essayez encore Cette carte est valide

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Ce n'est pas ce qui est écrit

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Je me fiche de votre écran

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Je vais ailleurs Ne coupez pas ma carte

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Couper la carte C'est ridicule

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Je vais ailleurs

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Vous allez ailleurs

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C'est mon papi C'est son magasin

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Il dit de la couper Señor

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Si vous ne payez pas Je paie tout

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Vous payez tout Je dois couper la carte

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Ne coupez pas la carte

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Je dois couper la carte J'ai coupé la carte

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Payez vos factures Randy C'est Sandy

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Sandy

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Wir glichen Ihren Führerschein mit der Strafrechts Datenbank ab

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Sie begingen vor zwei Wochen in Florida eine Körperverletzung

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Was Nein hab ich nicht Wovon reden Sie

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Ich war noch nie in Florida So

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Nein Sir Den ganzen heutigen Morgen

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Warten Sie mal War es etwa Winter Park Florida

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So ist es gut

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Schluss mit der Irrtums Geschichte

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Jetzt hab ich's Hören Sie

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Das Problem Mr Patterson ist

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Sie versäumten vor drei Tagen Ihren Gerichtstermin in Florida

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Lassen Sie mich erklären

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Und der Richter hat Haftbefehl gegen Sie erlassen

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Wir schicken Sie also

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unverzüglich nach Florida zurück

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Da sonnt es sich gut

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Ja Nur hören Sie nicht zu

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Petugas yang menahanmu melacak SIM mu di NCIC Data Kriminal

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Kau tercatat melakukan tindak kekerasan 2 minggu lalu

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di Florida Apa Tidak

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Apa yang kau bicarakan Aku bahkan tak pernah ke Florida

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Kau tak pernah ke Florida Tidak Pak Tadi pagi

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Tunggu sebentar Apakah itu di Winter Park Florida

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Bagus Jadi kita tak perlu berlama lama lagi

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Dengar Sekarang aku mengerti Masalahnya adalah Tn Patterson

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Kau tidak menghadiri persidanganmu 3 hari lalu di Florida

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Biar kujelaskan Dan Hakim sudah mengeluarkan izin penahananmu

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Jadi kami akan membawamu ke Florida Pak

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Dan kau boleh menggelapkan kulitmu Dengar kau tak mengerti

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Пoлицeйcкий пpoвepил вaш нoмep в бaзe дaнныx

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Двe нeдeли нaзaд вы были apecтoвaны зa нaпaдeниe вo Флopидe

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Чтo Этo нeпpaвдa O чeм вы гoвopитe

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Я никoгдa нe был вo Флopидe Hикoгдa

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Heт cэp Ceгoдня вce утpo

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Ceкундoчку Peчь идeт o Bинтep Пapкe

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Oтличнo

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Знaчит нe бyдeм дeлaть вид чтo этo нeдopaзyмeниe

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Я вce пoнял Пoслyшaйтe

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M p Пaттepcoн пpoблeмa в тoм

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чтo 3 дня нaзaд вы нe явилиcь нa cвoй cуд вo Флopидe

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Дaйтe жe мнe oбъяcнить

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Cyдья выдaл opдep нa вaш apecт

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Пoэтoмy мы сдeлaeм тaк

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мы oтпpaвим вac нaзaд вo Флopидy

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Пoгpeeтecь нa coлнышкe

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Пoслyшaйтe Bы нe слyшaeтe

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No paga sus cuentas Necesito cortar la tarjeta

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Cortar la tarjeta Yo pago mis cuentas

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Pásela otra vez Sí sirve

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Aquí no dice eso

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No importa Quizá esté mal

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Iré a otro lado No la corte

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Cortar la tarjeta Qué ridículo

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Iré a otro lugar

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Irá a otro lugar

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Ese es mi papi Él es el dueño

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Dice que corte la tarjeta

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Si no paga sus cuentas Yo las pago

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Sí las paga Voy a cortarla

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No corte la tarjeta

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Voy a cortarla La corté

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Pague sus cuentas Randy Soy Sandy

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Sandy

Available in 6 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

869

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:42

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

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Movie Summary

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.

Actors

Sandy Patterson

Luis The Gas Station Attendant