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How great is the ride on this Caprice, huh?
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Identity Thief

How great is the rideon this Caprice, huh? You know this isthe last tank, right? This is...

How great is the rideon this Caprice, huh? You know this isthe last tank, right? This is not goingto get us to Denver. You know, I could help us out. How? Did you findsome sock money? No, I didn't find sock money. ButI've got my credit card burner. I can get a card, fill thistank up in 15 minutes. I told you, this tripwill not turn me into you. I am not sayingthat we have to go out and steal from orphansand baby puppies. No one deservesto get stolen from. I don't know why you don't get that.Just drop it. I get it,I just find it bizarre that you don't haveany kind of shit list. I find it prettyhard to believe that you can't comeup with one person that deserves the wrathof Sandy Patterson

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How great is the ride on this Caprice huh
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You know this is the last tank right
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This is not going to get us to Denver
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You know I could help us out
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How Did you find some sock money
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No I didn't find sock money But I've got my credit card burner
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I can get a card fill this tank up in 15 minutes
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I told you this trip will not turn me into you
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I am not saying that we have to go out
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and steal from orphans and baby puppies
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No one deserves to get stolen from
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I don't know why you don't get that Just drop it
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I get it I just find it bizarre
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that you don't have any kind of shit list
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I find it pretty hard to believe
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that you can't come up with one person
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that deserves the wrath of Sandy Patterson
Available in 6 languages
Duration
39 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
01:21:37
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
Production
Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

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Movie Summary

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.