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Morning. I just have flashes ofhearing an elephant and... Oh, God.I'm just real sore. I'll...

Identity Thief • 2013

Morning. I just have flashes ofhearing an elephant and... Oh, God.I'm just real sore. I'll bet you're just torn to shit.Get in the car. I think he really ripped it. You might have to look. I'm going to return thecard key to the front desk. I'm going to be watching. If youtake a step out of the car, I'm going to kill you. I'm serious.Get in the car. I got to have the keys.I got to put the air on. Never going to happen.Swing a leg. Can you get mesome Strawberry Quik? Because I gottabalance my electrolytes. If they've got it. Strawberry Quik

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Morning

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I just have flashes of hearing an elephant and

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Oh God I'm just real sore

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I'll bet you're just torn to shit Get in the car

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I think he really ripped it

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You might have to look

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I'm going to return the card key to the front desk

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I'm going to be watching If you take a step out of the car

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I'm going to kill you I'm serious Get in the car

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I got to have the keys I got to put the air on

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Never going to happen Swing a leg

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Can you get me some Strawberry Quik

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Because I gotta balance my electrolytes

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If they've got it

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Strawberry Quik

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Bonjour

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J'ai des souvenirs de bruits d'éléphant en tête

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Bon sang J'ai mal partout

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Tu dois être vraiment déchirée Monte

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Je crois qu'il m'a déchirée oui

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Tu devras peut être regarder

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Je rapporte la clé à la réception

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Je te surveille Si tu sors de la voiture

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je te tue Je suis sérieux Monte

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Il me faut les clés Pour la climatisation

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Oublie ça Rentre ta jambe

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Tu m'achètes du Quik aux fraises

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J'ai besoin d'électrolytes

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S'ils en ont

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Du Quik aux fraises

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Ich bin beeindruckt Sie haben sich beide gut informiert

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Dann wissen Sie auch dass das hier eine traditionelle Gemeinde ist

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Was bedeutet das Traditionell

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Es bedeutet keine Homosexuellen

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Es bedeutet keine Ausländer

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Es bedeutet keine Farbigen

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Und wir sind beides

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Hey du bist schon beides

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Hier in der Gegend giltst du als Farbige

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Und als Ausländerin Ich bin nur farbig

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Nur um das klarzustellen

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ich selbst bin nicht voreingenommen

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Aber Sie sollten wissen dass hier Käufer und Verkäufer

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Aku terkesan Kalian telah melakukan pengamatan yang bagus

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Karena aku harus yakin dulu sebab ini adalah komunitas tradisional

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Apa maksudnya tradisional

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Artinya tak boleh ada homoseksual

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Artinya tak boleh ada orang asing tak boleh ada orang negro

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Kami berdua punya keduanya

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Hey kau yang punya kedua hal itu

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Aku asli dari sini Sedangkan kau pada dasarnya negro

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Dan orang asing

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Sedangkan aku hanya orang negro Aku mengerti

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Aku sendiri bukanlah tipe yang suka menghakimi

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Tapi kau harus tahu bahwa para pembeli dan penjual di sini

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Я впeчaтлeн Oчeвиднo вы изyчили pынoк

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Знaчит вы знaeтe чтo мы живeм пo тpaдициям

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B кaкoм cмыслe пo тpaдициям

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Hикaкиx гeeв

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Инocтpaнцeв

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Чepныx

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Mы вxoдим в двe кaтeгopии

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Tы вxoдишь в двe кaтeгopии

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B этиx кpaяx ты пpaктичecки чepнaя

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И инocтpaнкa A я пpocтo чepный

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Чтo кacaeтcя мeня личнo

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я никoгo нe ocуждaю

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Ho вы дoлжны знaть чтo y мecтныx пpoдaвцoв и пoкупaтeлeй

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Buenos días

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Tengo recuerdos de oí r un elefante y

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Dios Estoy muy adolorida

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Seguro estás deshecha Súbete en el auto

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Creo que me laceró

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Quizá tengas que mirar

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Voy a devolver la llave al recepcionista

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Te voy a vigilar Si sacas un pie

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te mato En serio Súbete

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Necesito las llaves para poner el aire

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No te las voy a dar Métete

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Me traes un Quik de fresa

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Necesito equilibrar mis electrolitos

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Si lo tienen

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Quik de fresa

Available in 6 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

26

Timestamp in Movie

01:01:25

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

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Movie Summary

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.