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Oh, God, it was so close to me

Oh, God, it was so close to me. Thanks for the help.You're welcome. This is no longerour...

Identity Thief • 2013

Oh, God, it was so close to me. Thanks for the help.You're welcome. This is no longerour sleeping spot. There's probablya fucking ton of them. They're notpack animals, Sandy. I know they're notpack animals, okay? But have you ever heard of a snake nest? Oh, shit. Just the mere thought of thatis going to keep me up... Oh, God. Don't move. Not a problem.I'm not moving. Shit, it's huge! No shit. Get him off me. Okay. I got it. What's the plan with the fire? What are youdoing with the fire? Get away from mewith that thing. I saw it on a television show.Snakes hate fire. Unless that was about spiders.I don't know. You're going to burn me, andyou're going to piss him off. Get away from me.Be quiet and stay still. Get away from mewith that thing. Oh, God! That's not helping. It just keeps looking at me. Oh, he's tightening

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Oh God it was so close to me

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Thanks for the help You're welcome

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This is no longer our sleeping spot

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There's probably a fucking ton of them

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They're not pack animals Sandy

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I know they're not pack animals okay

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But have you ever heard of a snake nest

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Oh shit

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Just the mere thought of that is going to keep me up

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Oh God

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Don't move

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Not a problem I'm not moving

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Shit it's huge

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No shit Get him off me

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Okay I got it

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What's the plan with the fire

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What are you doing with the fire

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Get away from me with that thing

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I saw it on a television show Snakes hate fire

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Unless that was about spiders I don't know

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You're going to burn me and you're going to piss him off

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Get away from me Be quiet and stay still

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Get away from me with that thing

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Oh God

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That's not helping

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It just keeps looking at me

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Oh he's tightening

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Il était si près de moi

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Merci de ton aide De rien

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On ne dort plus ici Il doit y en avoir des tonnes

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Ils ne vivent pas en meute Sandy

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Je le sais d'accord

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Tu connais les nids de serpents

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Merde

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Cette simple pensée va me garder éveillé

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Seigneur

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Ne bouge pas

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Aucun problème Je ne bouge pas

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Il est énorme

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Sans blague Enlève le de sur moi

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D'accord Je m'en occupe

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Que vas tu faire avec le feu

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Que vas tu faire Éloigne ça de moi

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J'ai vu ça à la télé Les serpents détestent le feu

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À moins que ce soit les araignées Je ne sais pas

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Tu vas me brûler et tu vas le fâcher

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Tais toi et ne bouge pas

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Éloigne ça de moi

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Seigneur

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Ça n'aide pas

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Il n'arrête pas de me regarder

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Il serre

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Mit dem Caprice fährt sich's doch toll hm

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Das ist die letzte Tankfüllung Damit kommen wir nicht bis Denver

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Weißt du ich könnte was beisteuern

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Wie Hast du auch Geld im Sparstrumpf

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Nein hab ich nicht Aber ich hab meinen Kreditkartenbrenner

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In 15 Minuten hab ich 'ne Karte und mach voll

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Ich sagte schon ich werd' nicht so wie du

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Wir müssen ja nicht von Waisen und Hundebabys klauen

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Niemand verdient bestohlen zu werden

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Dass du das nicht verstehst Hör auf damit

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Versteh ich ja ich find's nur komisch dass du keine Arschloch Liste hast

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Es will mir nicht in den Kopf dass du keinen kennst

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der den Zorn von Sandy Patterson verdient hat

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Perjalanannya menyenangkan dengan mobil Capri ini ya

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Kau tahu ini isi bensin terakhir kan

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Ini tak akan membuat kita sampai ke Denver

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Kau tahu aku bisa membantu

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Bagimana Kau menemukan uang di kaus kaki

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Tidak aku tak menemukan uang di kaus kaki

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Tapi aku punya pencetak kartu kredit

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Aku perlu akses rekening dan tank ini akan penuh dalam 15 menit

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Sudah kubilang perjalanan ini tak akan mengubahku menjadi sepertimu

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Aku tak bilang kita harus mencuri dari anak yatim piatu atau anak anjing

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Tak ada orang yang pantas untuk jadi target pencurian

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Aku tak mengerti mengapa kau tak paham

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Aku mengerti Aku hanya ingin membantu Tapi kau malah menyalahkanku habis habisan

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Sulit dipercaya bahwa kau tak punya orang yang pantas untuk menerima amarah

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dari seorang Sandy Patterson

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Кaк клaccнo путeшecтвoвaть нa Кэпpиc

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У нac дeнeг нa oдин бaк Дo Дeнвepa нe дoтянeм

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Moжeт я пoмoгу

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Кaк У тeбя дeньги в нocкe

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Дeнeг в нocкe нeт Ho я мoгу сдeлaть кpeдитку

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Я мoгу сдeлaть кpeдитку и зaпpaвить бaк зa 1 5 минут

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Я ужe cкaзaл чтo нe cтaнy тaким кaк ты

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Я нe гoвopю чтo мы дoлжны кpacть y cиpoтoк и щeнoчкoв

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Hиктo нe зaслуживaeт чтoбы eгo oбoкpaли

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Кaк ты нe пoнимaeшь тaкиx пpocтыx вeщeй Xвaтит

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Я пoнимaю нo cтpaннo чтo y тeбя нeт людeй в чepнoм cпиcкe

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Я пpocтo нe вepю чтo нeт ни oднoгo чeлoвeкa

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кoтopый зaслуживaeт гнeвa Cэнди Пaттepcoнa

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Estuvo tan cerca de mí

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Gracias por la ayuda De nada

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Ya no vamos a dormir aquí Debe de haber miles

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No andan en manadas Sandy

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Sé que no andan en manadas

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Has oído de los nidos de víboras

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Demonios

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Solo con pensar en eso no voy a poder

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Dios mío

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No te muevas

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No me estoy moviendo

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Es gigantesca

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No me digas Quítamela

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Ya sé qué hacer

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Qué vas a hacer con el fuego

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Qué haces con el fuego No te me acerques

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Lo vi en la tele Las víboras lo odian

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O eran las arañas No sé

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Me vas a quemar y la vas a hacer enojar

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Cállate y no te muevas

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Aléjate de mí con eso

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Dios mío

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Eso no ayuda

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No deja de mirarme

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Está apretándome

Available in 6 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

34

Timestamp in Movie

01:14:43

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

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Movie Summary

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.