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Identity Thief

Slow down. I gotpunched in the throat. I got hit by a fucking car.Did you see that?

Slow down. I gotpunched in the throat. I got hit by a fucking car.Did you see that?

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Slow down I got punched in the throat
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I got hit by a fucking car Did you see that
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:41:19
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

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Movie Summary

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.
What have you got in the trunk? - Identity Thief 01:00
What have you got in the trunk?
You know you were right. - Identity Thief 00:11
You know you were right.
So, what, 900 miles to Denver? - Identity Thief 00:16
So, what, 900 miles to Denver?
Hello? Dad! Daddy! Hi. Mmm! - Identity Thief 00:08
Hello? Dad! Daddy! Hi. Mmm!
Hmm. Diana, Trish, Jessie, Franny. - Meet Diana. - Hi. Oh. Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, t - Identity Thief 00:26
Hmm. Diana, Trish, Jessie, Franny. - Meet Diana. - Hi. Oh....
It's a lovely dinner, Mrs. Patterson. - Identity Thief 00:17
It's a lovely dinner, Mrs. Patterson.
It's a lovely dinner, Mrs. - Identity Thief 00:06
It's a lovely dinner, Mrs.
You've got some food on your face. - Identity Thief 00:27
You've got some food on your face.
See? Babe, babe, mease. Oh! That's a lot. - Identity Thief 00:07
See? Babe, babe, mease. Oh! That's a lot.
Would you like some help with that? - Identity Thief 00:07
Would you like some help with that?
You know, I, uh... - Identity Thief 00:15
You know, I, uh...
She'd go away for, like, 10 years. - Identity Thief 00:10
She'd go away for, like, 10 years.
You're not a chump. - Identity Thief 00:10
You're not a chump.
Diana. I'm going in alone. - Identity Thief 00:07
Diana. I'm going in alone.
Where's Diana? - Identity Thief 00:14
Where's Diana?
Where's Diana? - Identity Thief 00:07
Where's Diana?
How long ago did she leave? - Identity Thief 00:07
How long ago did she leave?
Well, as a shareholder of the fund... - Identity Thief 00:17
Well, as a shareholder of the fund...
I gotta go. - Identity Thief 00:09
I gotta go.
Congratulations. - Identity Thief 00:08
Congratulations.