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Identity Thief

When are you doing this? Now. Now. Today, now? Come on

When are you doing this? Now. Now. Today, now? Come on

Full Transcript

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When are you doing this
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Now
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Now Today now
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Come on
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:35
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

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Movie Summary

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.
Could I have everybody's attention please? - Identity Thief 00:47
Could I have everybody's attention please?
I am. Who said that? I did. Sandy. Anybody else want to join him? All he's got are threats, people. - Identity Thief 00:22
I am. Who said that? I did. Sandy. Anybody else want to join...
Oh! Boy, that's nice. That looks good, that looks good. I lost my wedding ring. Shh! Fifteen years o - Identity Thief 00:26
Oh! Boy, that's nice. That looks good, that looks good....
Yeah, he's kind of the big guy for teeth. - Identity Thief 00:24
Yeah, he's kind of the big guy for teeth.
There we go, okay. - Identity Thief 00:06
There we go, okay.
There we go, okay. - Identity Thief 00:31
There we go, okay.
Ma'am? Ma'am. What the fuck? Ma'am, your card was declined. Oh, yeah. Here, use this one. That one's - Identity Thief 00:16
Ma'am? Ma'am. What the fuck? Ma'am, your card...
Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card. Thanks. - Identity Thief 00:09
Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's...
You don't pay your bills, man. - Identity Thief 00:35
You don't pay your bills, man.
- Damn it. - Identity Thief 00:15
- Damn it.
Hi, I'm Sandy... - Identity Thief 00:15
Hi, I'm Sandy...
Okay, we're done. - Identity Thief 00:21
Okay, we're done.
We're gonna have to talk about our options. - Identity Thief 00:06
We're gonna have to talk about our options.
I'll give you one week. - Identity Thief 00:51
I'll give you one week.
Ow! Not my hair, you fuck! You're not going anywhere. Get out of the car! Ow! Keep it! Took the lift - Identity Thief 00:18
Ow! Not my hair, you fuck! You're not going anywhere....
No, no, no! - Identity Thief 00:14
No, no, no!
Oh, come on. - Identity Thief 00:31
Oh, come on.
Okay. Let's see what kind of crap you have in your bag, Sandy Patterson. - Identity Thief 00:12
Okay. Let's see what kind of crap you have in your bag,...
Diana Open the fucking door - Identity Thief 00:05
Diana Open the fucking door
Shotgun. - Identity Thief 00:09
Shotgun.