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Yeah, that's okay

Yeah, that's okay. I wasn't really inthe mood for it anyway. No, I'm sorry. It's not a big...

Identity Thief • 2013

Yeah, that's okay. I wasn't really inthe mood for it anyway. No, I'm sorry. It's not a big deal. It's just that I ain't been withanother woman since my wife passed. And I'm sorry, because here youare, and you're so beautiful. And you're so colorful. You looklike Dorothy from The Oz. Flowers. And I do, I appreciate y'all inviting me up here to your superfucking weird sexual tryst, but I'm scared. Oh, Big Chuck. I do like you. I really do

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Yeah that's okay

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I wasn't really in the mood for it anyway

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No I'm sorry

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It's not a big deal

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It's just that I ain't been with another woman since my wife passed

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And I'm sorry because here you are and you're so beautiful

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And you're so colorful

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You look like Dorothy from The Oz

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Flowers

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And I do I appreciate y'all

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inviting me up here to your super fucking weird sexual tryst

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but I'm scared

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Oh Big Chuck

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I do like you

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I really do

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Oui ça va

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Je n'en avais pas vraiment envie de toute façon

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Non je suis désolé

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Ce n'est pas grave

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Je n'ai couché avec personne depuis que ma femme est décédée

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Je suis désolé tu es là et tu es tellement belle

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Et tu es tellement colorée

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Tu ressembles à Dorothée dans Oz

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Les fleurs

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Et c'est vraiment gentil

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de m'avoir invité ici pour prendre part à vos déviances sexuelles

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mais j'ai peur

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Grand Chuck

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Je t'aime bien

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C'est vrai

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Sie ist nicht meine Süße Pass auf

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Hey Ab nach hinten

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Hey Kumpel

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Das ist nicht Sandy Patterson

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Aber wohl Nein das ist die Falsche

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Ich bin Sandy Patterson

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Nein Sandy ist ein Frauenname

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Nein er ist geschlechtsneutral

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Wie 'n Zwitter oder was

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Sandy

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Leck mich Transe

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Hol mich hier aus

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Hey hey hey

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Mist

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Awas

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Kau kembali ke belakang sana

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Dia bukan Sandy Patterson

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Ya Kau salah orang

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Aku Sandy Patterson Tidak Sandy adalah nama wanita

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Bukan tapi nama pria dan wanita Seperti banci

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Sandy

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Persetan denganmu banci Tabrak van nya

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Sial

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Oнa нe мoя дeвкa Ocтopoжнo

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Эй нaзaд

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Эй пpиятeль

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Oнa нe Cэнди Пaттepcoн

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Кaк нeт Heт Tы oшибся

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Этo я Cэнди Пaттepcoн

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Heт Cэнди жeнcкoe имя

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Heт oнo yнивepcaльнoe

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Кaк гepмaфpoдит

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Cэнди

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Пoшeл ты тpaнcик

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Bытaщи мeня oтcюдa

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Эй эй

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Чepт

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Está bien

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Yo ni estaba de humor de todos modos

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No perdóname

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No importa

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No he estado con otra mujer desde que murió mi esposa

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Lo siento porque aquí estás tú y eres hermosa

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Y eres muy pintoresca

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Pareces Dorothy del Oz

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Las flores

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Y te agradezco

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que me invitaras a tu cosa sexual super rara pero

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tengo miedo

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Grandote Chuck

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De verdad me gustas

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De verdad

Available in 6 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:56:57

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

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Movie Summary

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.