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You know what they say about grasshoppers?

You know what they sayabout grasshoppers? Mmm-mmm. Hard on the outside and softand creamy...

Identity Thief • 2013

You know what they sayabout grasshoppers? Mmm-mmm. Hard on the outside and softand creamy on the inside. Oh, I always likesoft and creamy. I'm soft and creamy.I know you are. Why don't we go make surethat table's okay? Looks like it's in danger. Let me get your bag. I'd like you to get that,like you to get that

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You know what they say about grasshoppers

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Mmm mmm

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Hard on the outside and soft and creamy on the inside

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Oh I always like soft and creamy

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I'm soft and creamy I know you are

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Why don't we go make sure that table's okay

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Looks like it's in danger

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Let me get your bag

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I'd like you to get that like you to get that

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Tu sais ce qu'on dit des sauterelles

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Dures à l'extérieur douces et crémeuses à l'intérieur

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J'aime ça doux et crémeux

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Je suis doux et crémeux Je sais

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Allons voir comment se porte cette table

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Elle semble avoir des ennuis

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Je vais chercher ton sac

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J'aimerais bien que tu le fasses

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Es tut mir leid denn hier bist du und bist so schön

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Und bist so schillernd

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Du siehst wie Dorothy aus dem Zauberer von Oz aus

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Blumen

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Ich finde es wirklich nett von dir

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dass du mich zu deinem Superwahnsinns Sex Rendezvous einlädst

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Dan maafkan aku

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Karena kau di sini dan kau begitu cantik

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Dan kau begitu berwarna

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Seperti Dorothy dalam film The Wizard of Oz

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Dengan bunga bunga

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Dan aku berterima kasih

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telah mengundangku dalam petualangan seksual luar biasa

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Пpocти Tы здecь co мнoй тaкaя кpacивaя

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И тaкaя кoлopитнaя

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Tы пoxoжa нa Дopoти из Cтpaны Oз

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Цвeтoчки

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Я блaгoдapeн тeбe зa тo

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чтo ты пoзвaлa мeня нa эту cтpaннyю opгию c извpaщeниями

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Sabes lo que dicen de los saltamontes

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Duros en el exterior y suaves y cremosos en el interior

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Siempre me gustan suaves y cremosos

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Yo soy suave y cremoso Sé que sí

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Vamos a ver si está todo en orden en la mesa

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Parece que está en peligro

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Déjame llevarte la mochila

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Me gustaría que la lleves me gustaría que la lleves

Available in 6 languages

Duration

27 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:50:25

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

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Movie Summary

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.