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Identity Thief

You know you were right.I don't want to go to jail. Please help me out. I know

You know you were right.I don't want to go to jail. Please help me out. I know

Full Transcript

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You know you were right I don't want to go to jail
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Please help me out
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I know
Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
01:42:37
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
Stuber Pictures,Aggregate Films,DumbDumb,Universal Pictures,Georgia Entertainment Industries

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Movie Summary

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.
So, what, 900 miles to Denver? - Identity Thief 00:16
So, what, 900 miles to Denver?
Hello? Dad! Daddy! Hi. Mmm! - Identity Thief 00:08
Hello? Dad! Daddy! Hi. Mmm!
Hmm. Diana, Trish, Jessie, Franny. - Meet Diana. - Hi. Oh. Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, t - Identity Thief 00:26
Hmm. Diana, Trish, Jessie, Franny. - Meet Diana. - Hi. Oh....
It's a lovely dinner, Mrs. Patterson. - Identity Thief 00:17
It's a lovely dinner, Mrs. Patterson.
It's a lovely dinner, Mrs. - Identity Thief 00:06
It's a lovely dinner, Mrs.
You've got some food on your face. - Identity Thief 00:27
You've got some food on your face.
See? Babe, babe, mease. Oh! That's a lot. - Identity Thief 00:07
See? Babe, babe, mease. Oh! That's a lot.
Would you like some help with that? - Identity Thief 00:07
Would you like some help with that?
You know, I, uh... - Identity Thief 00:15
You know, I, uh...
She'd go away for, like, 10 years. - Identity Thief 00:10
She'd go away for, like, 10 years.
You're not a chump. - Identity Thief 00:10
You're not a chump.
Diana. I'm going in alone. - Identity Thief 00:07
Diana. I'm going in alone.
Where's Diana? - Identity Thief 00:14
Where's Diana?
Where's Diana? - Identity Thief 00:07
Where's Diana?
How long ago did she leave? - Identity Thief 00:07
How long ago did she leave?
Well, as a shareholder of the fund... - Identity Thief 00:17
Well, as a shareholder of the fund...
I gotta go. - Identity Thief 00:09
I gotta go.
Congratulations. - Identity Thief 00:08
Congratulations.
Some of these dykes are still really getting up into my sweet junkbut I don't let themGirls sweet junk is justDessert She's having a problem in the mess hall - Identity Thief 00:12
Some of these dykes are still really getting up into my...
My name. - Identity Thief 00:20
My name.