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You see a pimp's love is very different from that of a square
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Idiocracy

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square

Officer Collins:
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square

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You see a pimp's love is very different from that of a square
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
2,812
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:45
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

Actors

Michael McCafferty
Officer Collins
Michael McCafferty
Jesus, Collins. - Idiocracy 00:25
Jesus, Collins.
So uh what do you do A little of this a little of thatWow that's greatYou know I really envy people that can make a living that waydoing a little of this and a little of that - Idiocracy 00:14
So uh what do you do A little of this a little of thatWow...
What the f-- Oh, hell, no. - Idiocracy 00:57
What the f-- Oh, hell, no.
See you in a year. - Idiocracy 00:22
See you in a year.
Soon after Collins's arrest and the massive scandal that followed, the base was closed. - Idiocracy 00:28
Soon after Collins's arrest and the massive scandal...
And mankind became stupider at a frightening rateSome had high hopes that genetic engineeringwould correct this trend in evolutionBut sadly the greatest minds and resourceswere focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections - Idiocracy 00:29
And mankind became stupider at a frightening rateSome had...
Some had high hopes that genetic engineering... - Idiocracy 00:48
Some had high hopes that genetic engineering...
Hold on. - Idiocracy 00:07
Hold on.
Hold on Man On TV Next on The Violence Channelan all new Ow My Balls - Idiocracy 00:07
Hold on Man On TV Next on The Violence Channelan all new Ow...
- All right. - Idiocracy 00:41
- All right.
- Where's Officer Collins? - Idiocracy 00:23
- Where's Officer Collins?
Are we on base I'm gonna base your ass on my fist - Idiocracy 00:07
Are we on base I'm gonna base your ass on my fist
Yeah! Wouldn't shut up! Come in here and not shut up. Yeah, you were like, "I'm not shuttin' up," an - Idiocracy 00:11
Yeah! Wouldn't shut up! Come in here and not shut up....
Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help. - Idiocracy 00:25
Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets,...
Report to, uh-- Dr. - Idiocracy 00:52
Report to, uh-- Dr.
Thank you for waiting. - Idiocracy 00:06
Thank you for waiting.
Right Kick assWell don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin'but uh it says on your chart that you're fucked upYou talk like a fag and your shit's all retardedWhat I'd do is just like like you knowlike you know what I mean Like Chuckles - Idiocracy 00:23
Right Kick assWell don't wanna sound like a dick or...
Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass livesMy first wife was 'tarded She's a pilot now - Idiocracy 00:09
Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really...
Why come you don't have a tattoo - Idiocracy 00:05
Why come you don't have a tattoo
Joe had awakened to a world in crisis. - Idiocracy 00:30
Joe had awakened to a world in crisis.