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Idiocracy

I'm gonna base your ass on my fist

Pvt. Joe Bowers:Are we on base?Frito:I'm gonna base your ass on my fist

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Are we on base I'm gonna base your ass on my fist
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
162
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:15
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
Yeah! Wouldn't shut up! Come in here and not shut up. Yeah, you were like, "I'm not shuttin' up," an - Idiocracy 00:11
Yeah! Wouldn't shut up! Come in here and not shut up....
Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help. - Idiocracy 00:25
Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets,...
Report to, uh-- Dr. - Idiocracy 00:52
Report to, uh-- Dr.
Thank you for waiting. - Idiocracy 00:06
Thank you for waiting.
Right Kick assWell don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin'but uh it says on your chart that you're fucked upYou talk like a fag and your shit's all retardedWhat I'd do is just like like you knowlike you know what I mean Like Chuckles - Idiocracy 00:23
Right Kick assWell don't wanna sound like a dick or...
Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass livesMy first wife was 'tarded She's a pilot now - Idiocracy 00:09
Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really...
Why come you don't have a tattoo - Idiocracy 00:05
Why come you don't have a tattoo
Joe had awakened to a world in crisis. - Idiocracy 00:30
Joe had awakened to a world in crisis.
And the number one movie in the country was called AssAll LaughingAnd that's all it was for 90 minutesMovie FartingIt won eight Oscars that year including best screenplay - Idiocracy 00:19
And the number one movie in the country was called AssAll...
Electronic Voice Enjoy your Extra Big Ass FriesYou didn't gimme no fries I got an empty boxWould you like another Extra Big Ass FriesI said I didn't get anyElectronic Voice Thank you Your account has been chargedYour balance is zeroWhat Oh no No Please - Idiocracy 00:56
Electronic Voice Enjoy your Extra Big Ass FriesYou...
He would soon discover that in the future justice was not only blindbut had become rather retarded as well - Idiocracy 00:11
He would soon discover that in the future justice was not...
Says here you uh robbed a hospitalWhy'd you do that Yeah I'm not guiltyThat's not what the other lawyer said What do you mean what the - Idiocracy 00:12
Says here you uh robbed a hospitalWhy'd you do that...
Now prosecutor why you think he done itOkay number one Your Honor just look at himAll LaughingHe talks like a fag too Laughing ContinuesAnd B we've got all this like evidenceof how like this guy didn't even pay at the hospitalAnd I heard that he doesn't - Idiocracy 00:33
Now prosecutor why you think he done itOkay number one Your...
I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass you don't shut up All Laughing - Idiocracy 00:05
I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass you don't...
Narrator Joe stated his case logically and passionatelybut his perceived effeminate voice only drew big gales of stupid laughter - Idiocracy 00:10
Narrator Joe stated his case logically and passionatelybut...
Meanwhile Rita had awakened to find that the world's oldest professionwas a lot easier when the world is populated by morons - Idiocracy 00:11
Meanwhile Rita had awakened to find that the world's...
Female Voice Welcome to AOL Time Warner Taco Bell U S Government long distancePlease say the name of the person you wish to callUpgrayeddThere are 9 726 listings for UpgrayeddPlease deposit 2 000 to begin connection - Idiocracy 00:18
Female Voice Welcome to AOL Time Warner Taco Bell U S...
Electronic Voice Welcome to the Identity Processing Program of AmericaPlease insert your forearm into the forearm receptacleThank you Mechanical WhirringPlease speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity cardDocument number G24L8 I'm - Idiocracy 00:49
Electronic Voice Welcome to the Identity Processing Program...
Oh, that's fuckin' great. - Idiocracy 00:40
Oh, that's fuckin' great.
Electronic Voice If you have one bucket that holds two gallonsand another bucket that holds five gallonshow many buckets do you have - Idiocracy 00:11
Electronic Voice If you have one bucket that holds two...