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Carl's Jr. Computer:Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!Woman at Carl's Jr.:You didn't give me no fries, I got an empty box.Carl's Jr. Computer:Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?Woman at Carl's Jr.:I said I didn't get any!Carl's Jr. Computer:Thank you! Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.Woman at Carl's Jr.:What? Oh no, NO!Carl's Jr. Computer:I'm sorry you're having trouble. I'm sorry you're having trouble.Woman at Carl's Jr.:Come on! My kids are starvin'!Carl's Jr. Computer: This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."Carl's Jr. Computer:Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!
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Electronic Voice Enjoy your Extra Big Ass Fries
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You didn't gimme no fries I got an empty box
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Would you like another Extra Big Ass Fries
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I said I didn't get any
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Electronic Voice Thank you Your account has been charged
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Your balance is zero
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What Oh no No Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase
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Beeping I'm sorry you're having trouble
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Come on My kids are starvin' I'm sorry you're having trouble
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Buzzes
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This should help you calm down
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Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase
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Your kids are starving Carl's Jr believes no child should go hungry
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You are an unfit mother Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr
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Carl's Jr Fuck you I'm eating
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Welcome to Carl's Jr
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Would you like to try our Extra Big Ass Taco
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now with more molecules
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Movie Summary
Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

