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Idiocracy

Everyone gets laid at the White House

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Everyone gets laid at the White House Everyone
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4 seconds
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273
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:54
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
No I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machineOh that's easy You go down by the museum and stuffIt's like It's like by the museumsort of but well actually not reallyMore like But on the street You go um Wait Let me start overOkay you know - Idiocracy 00:21
No I just need you to tell me how to get to the time...
Listen I told these people that you were smart okaySo act smart Smart like youWith Effeminate Voice Oh I gotta go to the time machine I wanna go homeI don't talk like that I don't talk like thatShit I thought there was two of you - Idiocracy 00:16
Listen I told these people that you were smart okaySo act...
Now you either lead follow or get out of the way All right - Idiocracy 00:07
Now you either lead follow or get out of the way All right
Dang! May I approach your benches? - Idiocracy 00:06
Dang! May I approach your benches?
Uh, yeah. - Idiocracy 00:18
Uh, yeah.
It's right there. - Idiocracy 00:54
It's right there.
Yo Mr Secretary Not Sure They found that whore you wantedHey that may be how you refer to women in the future but come onNo sir Turns out she charged some guy a lotta money and didn't put outDon't worry though We'll get her outon a work release whorin' - Idiocracy 00:19
Yo Mr Secretary Not Sure They found that whore you wantedHey...
- Fuck her, Joe! - Idiocracy 00:14
- Fuck her, Joe!
So don't worry You're safe - Idiocracy 00:04
So don't worry You're safe
Okay Hey a couple of us guys were wonderin' uhif we'd go family style on her - Idiocracy 00:08
Okay Hey a couple of us guys were wonderin' uhif...
What the hell is this? - Idiocracy 00:41
What the hell is this?
Narrator Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace watervirtually everywhereWater the basic component of all lifehad been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit marginThe solution came during the budget crisis of 2330when the Brawndo Corporation - Idiocracy 00:27
Narrator Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace...
For the last time I'm pretty surewhat's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuffBut Brawndo's got what plants crave It's got electrolytesSo wait a minute What you're sayingis that you want us to put water on the cropsYes Water Like out the toiletWell I - Idiocracy 00:44
For the last time I'm pretty surewhat's killing...
Yes Water Like out the toilet - Idiocracy 00:05
Yes Water Like out the toilet
What are electrolytes Do you even knowIt's what they use to make BrawndoYeah but why do they use them to make Brawndo'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes - Idiocracy 00:13
What are electrolytes Do you even knowIt's what they...
Narrator After several hours Joe finally gave up on logic and reasonand simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plantsand that they wanted waterHe made believers out of everyone - Idiocracy 00:16
Narrator After several hours Joe finally gave up on logic...
I don't know I mean how did the world ever get like thisYou know things are bad when they're comin' to me for answersIt's a weird feeling being smarter than everyone Mm hmm - Idiocracy 00:14
I don't know I mean how did the world ever get like...
You know things are bad when they're comin' to me for answersIt's a weird feeling being smarter than everyone Mm hmm - Idiocracy 00:09
You know things are bad when they're comin' to me...
You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shitsYeah Hadn't thought of thatNow you know why he built that bomb Yeah - Idiocracy 00:13
You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was...
He tried taking water from toiletsbut it's Secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet nowAnd as history pulls down its pantsand prepares to lower its ass on Not Sure's headit will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him this time - Idiocracy 00:19
He tried taking water from toiletsbut it's Secretary...