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Pvt. Joe Bowers:For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.Secretary of State:But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.Attorney General:So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops?Pvt. Joe Bowers:YesAttorney General:Water. Like out the toilet?Pvt. Joe Bowers:Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.Secretary of State:But Brawndo's got what plants crave.Attorney General:It's got electrolytes.Pvt. Joe Bowers:Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.Secretary of Energy:Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.Secretary of State:Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?
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For the last time I'm pretty sure
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what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff
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But Brawndo's got what plants crave It's got electrolytes
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So wait a minute What you're saying
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is that you want us to put water on the crops
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Yes Water Like out the toilet
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Well I mean it doesn't have to be out of the toilet but yeah that's the idea
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But Brawndo's got what plants crave It's got electrolytes
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Okay look
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The plants aren't growing so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working
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Now I'm no botanist but I do know that if you put water on plants they grow
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Well I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet
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Hey that's good You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world
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Movie Summary
Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.



