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For the last time I'm pretty surewhat's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuffBut Brawndo's got what plants crave It's got electrolytesSo wait a minute What you're sayingis that you want us to put

Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?

Idiocracy • 2006

Pvt. Joe Bowers:For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.Secretary of State:But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.Attorney General:So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops?Pvt. Joe Bowers:YesAttorney General:Water. Like out the toilet?Pvt. Joe Bowers:Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.Secretary of State:But Brawndo's got what plants crave.Attorney General:It's got electrolytes.Pvt. Joe Bowers:Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.Secretary of Energy:Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.Secretary of State:Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?

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For the last time I'm pretty sure

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what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff

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But Brawndo's got what plants crave It's got electrolytes

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So wait a minute What you're saying

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is that you want us to put water on the crops

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Yes Water Like out the toilet

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Well I mean it doesn't have to be out of the toilet but yeah that's the idea

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But Brawndo's got what plants crave It's got electrolytes

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Okay look

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The plants aren't growing so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working

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Now I'm no botanist but I do know that if you put water on plants they grow

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Well I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet

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Hey that's good You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world

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لاخر مره انا متأكد كليا

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ما قتل المحاصيل هو منتجات براوندو

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لكن براوندو لديه نباتات انه يحصل عليها بالكهرباء

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انتظر دقيقه انت تقول

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انك تريدنا ان نروي المحاصيل بالماء

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نعم ماء مثل الذي بالتواليت

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لم اعني الذي يخرج من التواليت لكن تلك هي الفكره

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لكن براوندو لديه نباتات انه يحصل عليها بالكهرباء

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حسنا انظروا

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النباتات لا تنمو انا متأكد كليا ان براندون لا يعمل

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الان انا لست عالم نبات لكن اعرف انها تنمو بالماء

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حسنا انا لم اشاهدنباتات تنمو بالتواليت

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هذا جيد هل تظن انك لست اذكى رجل بالعالم

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Pour la dernière fois

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je sais que c'est ce Brawndo qui tue les récoltes

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Il y a des électrolytes c'est bon pour les plantes

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Ce que tu dis c'est que tu veux

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qu'on mette de l'eau sur les champs

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Oui De l'eau comme dans les toilettes

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On peut la trouver ailleurs mais c'est l'idée oui

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C'est bon pour les plantes Il y a des électrolytes

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Les plantes ne poussent pas

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Je suis sûr que le Brawndo ne marche pas

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Je suis sûr que si on met de l'eau sur une plante elle pousse

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J'ai jamais vu de plantes dans les toilettes

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Excellent T'es sûr que c'est pas toi le plus intelligent

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問題ははっきりした

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スポーツドリンクが農作物を駄目にしてる

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だがスポーツドリンクは植物に必要な電解液を与える

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ちょっと待ってあんたが言ってるのは

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代わりに水を農作物に撒こうってことなのね

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ああ水ってトイレのあれ

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本来トイレだけで使うものじゃない外でも使えるものだよ

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だがスポーツドリンクは植物に必要な電解液を与えるわ

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いいか聞いて

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農作物は育ってないスポーツドリンクじゃ駄目なんだ

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俺は植物学者じゃないでも水がないと駄目なのは確実だ

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トイレから農作物は生えてないぜ

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確かにそうだお前も世界一の天才か

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Так в последний раз я почти уверен

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что посевы убивает эта фигня от Браундо

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Но в Брандо есть то что нужно растениям электролиты

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Так погоди ка Ты хочешь сказать

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что посевы нужно поливать водой

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Да водой Как в туалете

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Ну не обязательно из туалета но да идея такова

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Но в Брандо есть то что нужно растениям В нем есть электролиты

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так

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растения не растут так что я почти уверен что Брандо не работает

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я конечно не ботаник но я знаю что растения растут если их полить водой

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Чота я не видел чтобы в толках цветы росли

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тОчно А может это ты самый умный в мире

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Так вам нужно решение проблемы Мне нужно помилование

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Por última vez estoy bastante seguro

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Lo que está matando los cultivos es esta cosa de Brawndo

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Pero Brawndo tiene lo que las plantas anhelan electrolitos

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Espera un momento Qué estás diciendo

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es que quieren que echemos agua a los cultivos

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Sí Agua Como la del inodoro

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Bueno quiero decir que no tiene que ser necesariamente del inodoro pero sí esa es la idea

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Pero Brawndo tiene lo que las plantas anhelan Tiene electrolitos

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Está bien mira

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Las plantas no están creciendo así que estoy bastante seguro de que el Brawndo no está funcionando

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Ahora bien no soy botánico pero sí sé que si les pones agua a las plantas crecen

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Bueno nunca he visto ninguna planta crecer en un inodoro

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Oye qué bien Seguro que no eres el tipo más inteligente del mundo

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Duration

44 seconds

Views

3,000

Timestamp in Movie

00:53:20

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, sci-fi

Production

20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

Actors

Secretary Of State

Attorney General

Secretary Of Energy

Joe Bauers