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Doctor in Waiting Room:
Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.Trashy Guy: Get your hands off my junk!
Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.Trashy Guy: Get your hands off my junk!
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Clevon is lucky to be alive
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He attempted to jump a Jet Ski from a lake
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into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate
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But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research
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and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler
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Clevon should regain full reproductive function
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Get your hands off my junk
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Movie Summary
Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
