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Idiocracy

Hey, baby, wanna go out? Wanna go out, honey?

Hey, baby, wanna go out? Wanna go out, honey?

Full Transcript

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Woman Hey baby wanna go out
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Wanna go out honey
Available in 5 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
289
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:17
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr - Idiocracy 00:20
Brought to you by Carl's Jr
I'm the secretary of state Brought to you by Carl's JrWhy do you keep saying that 'Cause they pay me every time I do - Idiocracy 00:09
I'm the secretary of state Brought to you by...
Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the secretary of the interior. - Idiocracy 00:32
Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the secretary...
- I thought your head would be bigger. - Idiocracy 00:15
- I thought your head would be bigger.
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of America! - Idiocracy 00:21
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of America!
Shit. I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. - Idiocracy 00:23
Shit. I know shit's bad right now with all that...
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right nowbut listen upI got a three point plan to fix everythingMan Break it down CamachoNumber one we got this guy Not SureNumber two he's got a higher I Q than any man alive CheeringAnd number three he's - Idiocracy 00:27
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right...
Narrator President Camacho stood before the world and promised everyonethat Joe would solve all their problemsHe would not only end the dust bowl and heal the economybut he would cure acne and carsickness as wellAnd if he didn'tPresident Camacho made - Idiocracy 00:29
Narrator President Camacho stood before the world and...
I should, uh, be honest with you, Mr. - Idiocracy 00:46
I should, uh, be honest with you, Mr.
Everyone gets laid at the White House Everyone - Idiocracy 00:04
Everyone gets laid at the White House Everyone
No I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machineOh that's easy You go down by the museum and stuffIt's like It's like by the museumsort of but well actually not reallyMore like But on the street You go um Wait Let me start overOkay you know - Idiocracy 00:21
No I just need you to tell me how to get to the time...
Listen I told these people that you were smart okaySo act smart Smart like youWith Effeminate Voice Oh I gotta go to the time machine I wanna go homeI don't talk like that I don't talk like thatShit I thought there was two of you - Idiocracy 00:16
Listen I told these people that you were smart okaySo act...
Now you either lead follow or get out of the way All right - Idiocracy 00:07
Now you either lead follow or get out of the way All right
Dang! May I approach your benches? - Idiocracy 00:06
Dang! May I approach your benches?
Uh, yeah. - Idiocracy 00:18
Uh, yeah.
It's right there. - Idiocracy 00:54
It's right there.
Yo Mr Secretary Not Sure They found that whore you wantedHey that may be how you refer to women in the future but come onNo sir Turns out she charged some guy a lotta money and didn't put outDon't worry though We'll get her outon a work release whorin' - Idiocracy 00:19
Yo Mr Secretary Not Sure They found that whore you wantedHey...
- Fuck her, Joe! - Idiocracy 00:14
- Fuck her, Joe!
So don't worry You're safe - Idiocracy 00:04
So don't worry You're safe
Okay Hey a couple of us guys were wonderin' uhif we'd go family style on her - Idiocracy 00:08
Okay Hey a couple of us guys were wonderin' uhif...