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Idiocracy

Hold on. Just hold on

Hold on. Just hold on

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All Laughing
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Hold on Just hold on
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
162
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:26
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
Oh, man. - Idiocracy 00:26
Oh, man.
- Come on, Frito. - Idiocracy 00:09
- Come on, Frito.
This guy just got his ass a pardon! - Idiocracy 00:11
This guy just got his ass a pardon!
Even though these people tried to kill meyou know I think I'm actually gonna kinda miss 'em Yeah - Idiocracy 00:08
Even though these people tried to kill meyou know I think...
Hey you can't leaveWhatever happened to all that lead follow or get outta the way shit huhI guess I just can't get outta the way anymore can I You know what - Idiocracy 00:26
Hey you can't leaveWhatever happened to all that lead...
I guess I just can't get outta the way anymore, can I? - Idiocracy 00:19
I guess I just can't get outta the way anymore, can I?
We are going to take you back first to the year 1939when Charlie Chaplin and his evil Nazi regimeenslaved Europe and tried to take over the worldSo you knew this thing was just a ride the whole time - Idiocracy 00:15
We are going to take you back first to the year 1939when...
For the smartest guy in the world you're pretty dumb sometimes - Idiocracy 00:05
For the smartest guy in the world you're pretty dumb...
Today I step into the shoes of a great mana man by the name of Dwayne ElizondoMountain Dew Herbert Camacho - Idiocracy 00:14
Today I step into the shoes of a great mana man by the name...
And there was a time in this country a long time agowhen reading wasn't just for fagsand neither was writingPeople wrote books and movies movies that had storiesso you cared whose ass it was and why it was fartingAnd I believe that time can come again - Idiocracy 00:23
And there was a time in this country a long time agowhen...
When reading wasn't just for fagsand neither was writingPeople wrote books and movies movies that had storiesso you cared whose ass it was and why it was fartingAnd I believe that time can come again - Idiocracy 00:19
When reading wasn't just for fagsand neither was...
Not Sure, Not Sure, Not Sure! - Idiocracy 00:06
Not Sure, Not Sure, Not Sure!
Narrator Joe and Rita had three childrenthe three smartest kids in the worldVice President Frito took eight wivesand had a total of 32 kidsthirty two of the dumbest kids ever to walk the earthOkay so maybe Joe didn't save mankindbut he got the ball - Idiocracy 00:31
Narrator Joe and Rita had three childrenthe three smartest...
Okay, so maybe Joe didn't save mankind, but he got the ball rolling, and that's pretty good for an average guy. - Idiocracy 00:12
Okay, so maybe Joe didn't save mankind, but he got the...