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Man I could really go for a Starbucks you knowYeah well I really don't think we have time for a hand job Joe

I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe

Idiocracy • 2006

Pvt. Joe Bowers:Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?Frito:I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe

Full Transcript

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Man I could really go for a Starbucks you know

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Yeah well I really don't think we have time for a hand job Joe

Available in 6 languages

Duration

9 seconds

Views

4,971

Timestamp in Movie

00:36:09

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, sci-fi

Production

20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

Actors

Frito

Joe Bauers

Main Character (ow! My Balls! Guy)