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Uh yeah I don't see you in here So you're gonna have to uh stay in prison
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Idiocracy

Uh, well... I don't see you in here... so, you're, uh, gonna have to stay in prison

Prison Guard #3:
uh, well... I don't see you in here... so, you're, uh, gonna have to stay in prison

Full Transcript

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Uh yeah I don't see you in here So you're gonna have to uh stay in prison
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,119
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:56
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

Actors
Prison Guard #3
Lawrence Castillo
Luke Wilson
Joe Bauers
Luke Wilson
Go away 'Batin' - Idiocracy 00:04
Go away 'Batin'
I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail - Idiocracy 00:47
I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail
Oh I I like money Yeah - Idiocracy 00:05
Oh I I like money Yeah
Rita It's been 500 years Oh hell noUpgrayedd is gonna kill me He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money - Idiocracy 00:10
Rita It's been 500 years Oh hell noUpgrayedd is gonna...
Look, how far is it? - Idiocracy 00:11
Look, how far is it?
Oh! Oh, shit! - - Yeah! What the hell's wrong with you? That's your car. Oh, hell, yeah! He's on fir - Idiocracy 00:19
Oh! Oh, shit! - - Yeah! What the hell's wrong with you?...
Hey, how much farther is it? - Idiocracy 00:16
Hey, how much farther is it?
Man I could really go for a Starbucks you knowYeah well I really don't think we have time for a hand job Joe - Idiocracy 00:09
Man I could really go for a Starbucks you knowYeah well I...
Jesus Christ. - Idiocracy 00:19
Jesus Christ.
Welcome to Costco. - Idiocracy 00:18
Welcome to Costco.
We've been walking forever. - Idiocracy 00:24
We've been walking forever.
Yeah I know this place pretty good I went to law school hereIn CostcoYeah I couldn't believe it myselfLuckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings - Idiocracy 00:14
Yeah I know this place pretty good I went to law school...
Hey, baby, wanna go out? - Idiocracy 00:07
Hey, baby, wanna go out?
Brought to you by Carl's Jr - Idiocracy 00:20
Brought to you by Carl's Jr
I'm the secretary of state Brought to you by Carl's JrWhy do you keep saying that 'Cause they pay me every time I do - Idiocracy 00:09
I'm the secretary of state Brought to you by...
Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the secretary of the interior. - Idiocracy 00:32
Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the secretary...
- I thought your head would be bigger. - Idiocracy 00:15
- I thought your head would be bigger.
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of America! - Idiocracy 00:21
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of America!
Shit. I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. - Idiocracy 00:23
Shit. I know shit's bad right now with all that...
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right nowbut listen upI got a three point plan to fix everythingMan Break it down CamachoNumber one we got this guy Not SureNumber two he's got a higher I Q than any man alive CheeringAnd number three he's - Idiocracy 00:27
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right...