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I don't want a new assignment I tell Sergeant Metsler that every timeI'm good at this Good at what Sittin' on assNo one ever comes in hereYeah I know It's perfect for me No one bothers me I can't

Yeah, I know. It's perfect for me. No one bothers me. I can't screw up. If I can just stay...

Idiocracy • 2006

Pvt. Joe Bowers:I don't want a new assignment. I tell Sergeant Metsler that every time. I'm good at this.Sgt. Keller:Good at what? Sittin' on ass? No one ever comes in here.Pvt. Joe Bowers:Yeah, I know. It's perfect for me. No one bothers me. I can't screw up. If I can just stay in here another eight years, I get my pension. I'm all set

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I don't want a new assignment I tell Sergeant Metsler that every time

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I'm good at this Good at what Sittin' on ass

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No one ever comes in here

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Yeah I know It's perfect for me No one bothers me I can't screw up

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If I can just stay in here another eight years I get my pension

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اصبح الجميع غريبا ومتكتمون حولها

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لا اريد مهمة جديده اخبرت الرقيب ميتسلير بذلك

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انا جيد هنا جيد بماذا تجلس على مؤخرتك

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لا احد حتى يأتي الى هنا

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نعم اعلم هذا يناسبني لا احد يزعجني

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ان بقيت هنا 8 سنوات اخرى ساحصل على تقاعدي

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Une nouvelle mission Ils font des tas de messes basses

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Je ne veux pas d'autre mission je l'ai dit à Metsler

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Je bosse bien ici À rester le cul sur une chaise

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Personne ne vient jamais

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C'est parfait On ne m'embête pas je ne me plante pas

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Plus que huit ans et je prends ma retraite

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奇妙な話だが任務の内容は極秘らしい

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移動する気はない軍曹には何度も言ってるぞ

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この仕事が得意なんだ得意座ってるだけだろ

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ここには誰も来やしない

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そうだからいいんだ悩みも緊張もない

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あと8年ここにいれば恩給を貰える

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Я не хочу другую должность Я постоянно говорю об этом сержанту Мецлеру

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У меня неплохо получается Что Сидеть на жопе

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Сюда никто никогда не ходит

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Да я знаю Это то и хорошо Никто меня не достает Здесь нельзя облажаться

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Если продержусь здесь еще восемь лет выйду на пенсию

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No quiero una nueva asignación Se lo digo siempre al sargento Metsler

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Soy bueno en esto Bueno en qué Sentarme en traseros

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Aquí nunca entra nadie

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Sí lo sé Es perfecto para mí Nadie me molesta No puedo meter la pata

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Si puedo quedarme aquí otros ocho años recibiré mi pensión

Available in 6 languages

Duration

18 seconds

Views

26

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:02

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, sci-fi

Production

20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.