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I should, uh, be honestwith you, Mr. President. I don't know how to besecretary of anything. I mean, I've nevereven voted, actually. I don't knowwhat the secretaryof the interior even is. Come on, scrot.Don't be a pussy.It beats jail, don't it? Besides,you do a kick-ass job, you get a fullpresidential pardon. No jail time.Yeah? Fuck, yeah!Now gimme a beer. And get you one too. Shit! Hold on, vato! Whoo!
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I should uh be honest with you Mr President
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I don't know how to be secretary of anything
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I mean I've never even voted actually
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I don't know what the secretary of the interior even is
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Come on scrot Don't be a pussy It beats jail don't it
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Besides you do a kick ass job
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you get a full presidential pardon
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No jail time Laughing Yeah
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Fuck yeah Now gimme a beer
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And get you one too
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Laughing
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Shit Laughing
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Hold on vato
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Whoo Engine Revving
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Laughing
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Movie Summary
Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
