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Narrator:
Joe decided that in order to get out of jail, he would have to use his superior diplomacy skills. Pvt. Joe Bowers:
[talking to the prison guard]
Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in... Prison Guard #2:
[hits Joe on the back of the head]
You're supposed to be in that line, dumbass! [he points to the door] Prison Guard #2:
Hey, guys, let this dumbass out!
Joe decided that in order to get out of jail, he would have to use his superior diplomacy skills. Pvt. Joe Bowers:
[talking to the prison guard]
Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in... Prison Guard #2:
[hits Joe on the back of the head]
You're supposed to be in that line, dumbass! [he points to the door] Prison Guard #2:
Hey, guys, let this dumbass out!
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Oh yeah that's
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Go away 'Batin'
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Damn it
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All right
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Hey Hey get out of here Hey get out of here
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No wait listen You let me an innocent man get thrown in jail
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So Shut up 'cause you broke my house
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Hey I could have you disbarred disbarred for what you did to me
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Then maybe you'd go to jail for not havin' any money
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Oh really
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Yeah really Now look Okay here's the deal
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I've been thinking It's been 500 years
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Someone has to have invented a way to travel back in time by now
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You know I think they were pretty close even in my day You know
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With Einstein and guys like that Uh huh
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Movie Summary
Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
