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I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass you don't shut up All Laughing
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Idiocracy

I'm going to mistrial my foot up your ass if you don't shut up!

Frito:
I'm going to mistrial my foot up your ass if you don't shut up!

Full Transcript

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I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass you don't shut up All Laughing
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
877
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:42
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

Actors

Dax Shepard
Frito
Dax Shepard
Narrator Joe stated his case logically and passionatelybut his perceived effeminate voice only drew big gales of stupid laughter - Idiocracy 00:10
Narrator Joe stated his case logically and passionatelybut...
Meanwhile Rita had awakened to find that the world's oldest professionwas a lot easier when the world is populated by morons - Idiocracy 00:11
Meanwhile Rita had awakened to find that the world's...
Female Voice Welcome to AOL Time Warner Taco Bell U S Government long distancePlease say the name of the person you wish to callUpgrayeddThere are 9 726 listings for UpgrayeddPlease deposit 2 000 to begin connection - Idiocracy 00:18
Female Voice Welcome to AOL Time Warner Taco Bell U S...
Electronic Voice Welcome to the Identity Processing Program of AmericaPlease insert your forearm into the forearm receptacleThank you Mechanical WhirringPlease speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity cardDocument number G24L8 I'm - Idiocracy 00:49
Electronic Voice Welcome to the Identity Processing Program...
Oh, that's fuckin' great. - Idiocracy 00:40
Oh, that's fuckin' great.
Electronic Voice If you have one bucket that holds two gallonsand another bucket that holds five gallonshow many buckets do you have - Idiocracy 00:11
Electronic Voice If you have one bucket that holds two...
* Lord, I wonder what's the matter * * Time, you know, with time * * It seems like the hours Oh, everything done changed * * But I hold up my hand * * Lord, I'm tryin' to make you understand * - Idiocracy 00:18
* Lord, I wonder what's the matter * * Time, you know,...
'Too. Yeah. Got it. Uh, yeah, I don't see you in here. So, you're gonna have to, uh, stay in prison. - Idiocracy 00:22
'Too. Yeah. Got it. Uh, yeah, I don't see you in...
Uh yeah I don't see you in here So you're gonna have to uh stay in prison - Idiocracy 00:08
Uh yeah I don't see you in here So you're gonna...
Go away 'Batin' - Idiocracy 00:04
Go away 'Batin'
I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail - Idiocracy 00:47
I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail
Oh I I like money Yeah - Idiocracy 00:05
Oh I I like money Yeah
Rita It's been 500 years Oh hell noUpgrayedd is gonna kill me He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money - Idiocracy 00:10
Rita It's been 500 years Oh hell noUpgrayedd is gonna...
Look, how far is it? - Idiocracy 00:11
Look, how far is it?
Oh! Oh, shit! - - Yeah! What the hell's wrong with you? That's your car. Oh, hell, yeah! He's on fir - Idiocracy 00:19
Oh! Oh, shit! - - Yeah! What the hell's wrong with you?...
Hey, how much farther is it? - Idiocracy 00:16
Hey, how much farther is it?
Man I could really go for a Starbucks you knowYeah well I really don't think we have time for a hand job Joe - Idiocracy 00:09
Man I could really go for a Starbucks you knowYeah well I...
Jesus Christ. - Idiocracy 00:19
Jesus Christ.
Welcome to Costco. - Idiocracy 00:18
Welcome to Costco.
We've been walking forever. - Idiocracy 00:24
We've been walking forever.