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It's right there

It's right there.I see it. I see it. Stand up with me. Yo, Mr. Secretary Not Sure.They...

Idiocracy • 2006

It's right there.I see it. I see it. Stand up with me. Yo, Mr. Secretary Not Sure.They found that whoreyou wanted. Hey, that may be how you referto women in the future,but come on. No, sir. Turns out she chargedsome guy a lotta moneyand didn't put out. Don't worry though.We'll get her out... on a work-releasewhorin' licenseas long as you're doin' her. Get your hands off me.What do you think I'm gonna do,run through the field? What the fuckare you all starin' at? Joe?That's Not Sure, ma'am. - Secretary Not Sure.- Secretary?Secretary of what? Say, would you guys mindif we had a littlemoment together? Alone? You know,in the bushes? Oh, man

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It's right there I see it I see it

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Stand up with me

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Yo Mr Secretary Not Sure They found that whore you wanted

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Hey that may be how you refer to women in the future but come on

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No sir Turns out she charged some guy a lotta money and didn't put out

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Don't worry though We'll get her out

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on a work release whorin' license as long as you're doin' her

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Get your hands off me What do you think I'm gonna do run through the field

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What the fuck are you all starin' at

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Joe That's Not Sure ma'am

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Secretary Not Sure Secretary Secretary of what

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Say would you guys mind if we had a little moment together Alone

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You know in the bushes

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Oh man

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All Laughing

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انها هنا ارى ذلك

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قف معي

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ايها الوزير لست متأكد لقد وجدوا ما تريده

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هذا يحيلك لايجاد النساء بالمستقبل

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لا يا سيدي لقد كلفت رجلا بعض المال ولا تريد دفعه

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لا تقلق اعتقد سنخرجها

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برخصه عمل طالما انت تعمل هنا

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ابعد يداك عني ماذا تظنني سافعل هل ساهرب الى الحقول

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تبا لكم جميعا

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جوي هذا لست متأكد يا سيدتي

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الوزير لست متأكد وزير وزير ماذا

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هل تمانعون يا رجال ان تتركونا لحظه لوحدنا

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تعلمون في الغابات

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Elle est là On va se lever ensemble

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Yo M le ministre Pas Sûr On a retrouvé votre pute

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C'est comme ça qu'on appelle une femme dans le futur

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Non elle a pris plein de fric à un type et n'a pas assuré

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Pas de souci on lui filera un arrêt de travail

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de pute si tu te la fais

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Bas les pattes je dois courir dans le champ

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Pourquoi vous me regardez comme ça

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Joe C'est Pas Sûr madame

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M le Ministre Pas Sûr

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Ministre de quoi

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Vous voulez nous laisser seuls un instant

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Dans la broussaille

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Oh mec

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Ouais

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これだよわかってる

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一緒に立って

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ノットシュア内務長官探してた娼婦を見つけた

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おい彼女は娼婦じゃないぜ

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男から金を取ってやらせなかったらしい

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でも心配ない

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あんたの連れなら問題はないよ

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手を放して私を犯そうっての

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何なのよ

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ジョーノットシュアだ

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ノットシュア長官だ長官何の

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彼女と2人きりにさせてくれないか

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言わなくても分かってくれるよな

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вот она Да вижу я

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Тихо встаем

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Ё господин министр Не Уверен Они нашли ту шлюху

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Эй может у вас тут так принято называть женщин но не при мне

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Нет сэр Она взяла у какого то парня много денег и не отработала

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Мы ее освободили по программе трудоустройства заключенных

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с лицензией шлюхи так что трахайте на здоровье

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слышь руки убери я чо повашему в поля убегу

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хули вы на меня вылупились

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Джо Его зовут Не уверен мэм

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Министр Не уверен Министр Министр чего

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Ребят вы не против если мы ненадолго уединимся Вдвоем

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Ну типа в кустах

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Ну господи

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Está ahí Lo veo Lo veo

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Ponte de pie conmigo

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Hola señor secretario No estoy seguro Encontraron a la prostituta que buscaba

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Oye puede que así es como te refieras a las mujeres en el futuro pero vamos

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No señor Resulta que le cobró un dineral a un tipo y no se acostó

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Pero no te preocupes La sacaremos

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con una licencia de prostitución con permiso de trabajo mientras estés con ella

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Quítame las manos de encima Qué crees que voy a hacer Correr por el campo

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Qué carajo estáis mirando todos

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Joe Eso no está seguro señora

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Secretaria No estoy segura Secretaria Secretaria de qué

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Oigan les importaría si tuviéramos un ratito juntos A solas

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Sabes En los arbustos

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Oh hombre

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Todos riendo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

237

Timestamp in Movie

00:49:42

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, sci-fi

Production

20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.