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Just hold on, okay?

Just hold on, okay? Everyonejust take it easy, okay?- Can I justsay something here? I...

Idiocracy • 2006

Just hold on, okay? Everyonejust take it easy, okay?- Can I justsay something here? I don't even knowwhat I'm guilty of here. I never said that I wasthe smartest person on earth.You people did. I didn't know thatyou'd lose your jobsand all your money, and I'm very sorrythat that happened. But I'm tellin' you, if you put water on the crops,it might actually-- No, it will work.I promise you! You just have to believe me.I just wanted to help you.That's all. So you can try and shoot me.You can try and run me over,whatever. But I just want youto ask yourselvesone question first. Do you really want to livein a world... where you try to blow upthe one person that's tryin'to help you?

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Just hold on okay Everyone just take it easy okay Crowd Booing

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Can I just say something here

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I don't even know what I'm guilty of here

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I never said that I was the smartest person on earth You people did

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I didn't know that you'd lose your jobs and all your money

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and I'm very sorry that that happened

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But I'm tellin' you

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if you put water on the crops it might actually

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No it will work I promise you

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You just have to believe me I just wanted to help you That's all

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So you can try and shoot me You can try and run me over whatever

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But I just want you to ask yourselves one question first

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Do you really want to live in a world

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where you try to blow up the one person that's tryin' to help you

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انتظر حسنا ليهدأ الجميع

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هل استطيع قول شيء

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لا اعلم حتى لم انا مذنب هنا

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انا لم اقل اني اذكى انسان على الارض انتم قلتم ذلك

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لم اكن اعلم انكم ستفقدون وظائفكم واموالكم

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انا اسف لما حدث

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لكني اخبركم

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ان وضعتم ماء على المحصول فهو بالواقع

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سوف تنمو اعدكم بذلك

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عليكم ان تصدقوني اريد فقط مساعدتكم

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اذن تستطيع ان تطلق علي تستطيع ان تدعني اذهب

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لكني اريدكم ان تسألوا انفسكم سؤالا واحدا فقط

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هل تريدون حقا ان تعيشوا بالعالم

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وانتم تحاولون حرق الشخص الوحيد الذي يحاول مساعدتكم

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Du calme tout le monde

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Je peux dire quelque chose

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Je ne sais même pas ce dont on m'accuse

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Je n'ai jamais dit être le plus intelligent

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C'est vous qui l'avez dit

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Je ne savais pas que vous perdriez vos emplois

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J'en suis désolé

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Ce que je dis c'est qu'en arrosant avec de l'eau ça pourrait

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Je vous promets que ça marchera

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Il faut me croire

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J'ai juste voulu vous aider

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Alors vous pouvez me tuer

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Ou m'écraser Peu importe

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Mais posez vous cette question d'abord

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voulez vous vivre dans un monde

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où vous voulez tuer quelqu'un qui veut vous aider

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待ってくれ皆落ち着いてくれ

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話を聞いてほしいんだ

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なんでこんな目に合うのか分からない

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自分が頭がいいなんて言ってない君たちが勝ってに決めた

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皆が失業するなんて知らなかったんだ

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ほんとに申し訳ないと思ってる

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でも聞いてほしい

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農作物には水を与えないと

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そうすれば育つこれは本当だ

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俺を信じてくれ君たちの力になりたいんだ

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君たちは俺を殺せる刑務所にだって入れられる

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でもその前に君たちに聞きたい

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本当にこのままでいいのか

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俺は君たちの力になりたいだけなんだ

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Так погоди немного Давайте все успокоимся

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можно я кое что скажу

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Я даже не понимаю в чем я виноват

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Я никогда не говорил что я самый умный на земле Вы сами так решили

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Я не знал что вы потеряете работу и деньги

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и мне очень жаль что это произошло

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Но я точно знаю

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если полить посевы водой они по идее

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Не они точно взойдут Обещаю

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вы должны мне верить Я просто хотел помочь вот и все

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Так что можете меня пристрелить Можете меня переехать

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Но сначала задайте себе один вопрос

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Вы хотите жить в мире

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в котором взрывают единственного человека пытающегося помочь

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Un momento vale Que todos se calmen vale Abucheos del público

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Puedo decir algo aquí

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Ni siquiera sé de qué soy culpable aquí

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Nunca dije que fuera la persona más inteligente del mundo Ustedes sí

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No sabía que perderían sus trabajos y todo su dinero

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Y lamento mucho que eso haya sucedido

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Pero te lo digo

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Si se riegan los cultivos en realidad podría

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No funcionará Te lo prometo

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Solo tienes que creerme Solo quería ayudarte Eso es todo

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Así que puedes intentar dispararme Puedes intentar atropellarme lo que sea

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Pero primero quiero que os hagáis una pregunta

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De verdad quieres vivir en un mundo

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Dónde intentas hacer estallar a la única persona que está tratando de ayudarte

Available in 6 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

222

Timestamp in Movie

01:09:30

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, sci-fi

Production

20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.