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Idiocracy

Look, how far is it?Can we just takea cab or something? Oh, shit

Look, how far is it?Can we just takea cab or something? Oh, shit

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Look how far is it Can we just take a cab or something
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Machine gun Fire
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Oh shit
Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
223
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:21
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
Oh! Oh, shit! - - Yeah! What the hell's wrong with you? That's your car. Oh, hell, yeah! He's on fir - Idiocracy 00:19
Oh! Oh, shit! - - Yeah! What the hell's wrong with you?...
Hey, how much farther is it? - Idiocracy 00:16
Hey, how much farther is it?
Man I could really go for a Starbucks you knowYeah well I really don't think we have time for a hand job Joe - Idiocracy 00:09
Man I could really go for a Starbucks you knowYeah well I...
Jesus Christ. - Idiocracy 00:19
Jesus Christ.
Welcome to Costco. - Idiocracy 00:18
Welcome to Costco.
We've been walking forever. - Idiocracy 00:24
We've been walking forever.
Yeah I know this place pretty good I went to law school hereIn CostcoYeah I couldn't believe it myselfLuckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings - Idiocracy 00:14
Yeah I know this place pretty good I went to law school...
Hey, baby, wanna go out? - Idiocracy 00:07
Hey, baby, wanna go out?
Brought to you by Carl's Jr - Idiocracy 00:20
Brought to you by Carl's Jr
I'm the secretary of state Brought to you by Carl's JrWhy do you keep saying that 'Cause they pay me every time I do - Idiocracy 00:09
I'm the secretary of state Brought to you by...
Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the secretary of the interior. - Idiocracy 00:32
Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the secretary...
- I thought your head would be bigger. - Idiocracy 00:15
- I thought your head would be bigger.
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of America! - Idiocracy 00:21
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of America!
Shit. I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. - Idiocracy 00:23
Shit. I know shit's bad right now with all that...
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right nowbut listen upI got a three point plan to fix everythingMan Break it down CamachoNumber one we got this guy Not SureNumber two he's got a higher I Q than any man alive CheeringAnd number three he's - Idiocracy 00:27
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right...
Narrator President Camacho stood before the world and promised everyonethat Joe would solve all their problemsHe would not only end the dust bowl and heal the economybut he would cure acne and carsickness as wellAnd if he didn'tPresident Camacho made - Idiocracy 00:29
Narrator President Camacho stood before the world and...
I should, uh, be honest with you, Mr. - Idiocracy 00:46
I should, uh, be honest with you, Mr.
Everyone gets laid at the White House Everyone - Idiocracy 00:04
Everyone gets laid at the White House Everyone
No I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machineOh that's easy You go down by the museum and stuffIt's like It's like by the museumsort of but well actually not reallyMore like But on the street You go um Wait Let me start overOkay you know - Idiocracy 00:21
No I just need you to tell me how to get to the time...
Listen I told these people that you were smart okaySo act smart Smart like youWith Effeminate Voice Oh I gotta go to the time machine I wanna go homeI don't talk like that I don't talk like thatShit I thought there was two of you - Idiocracy 00:16
Listen I told these people that you were smart okaySo act...