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Narrator President Camacho stood before the world and promised everyonethat Joe would solve all their problemsHe would not only end the dust bowl and heal the economybut he would cure acne and

President Camacho stood before the world and promised everyone that Joe would solve all...

Idiocracy • 2006

Narrator:President Camacho stood before the world and promised everyone that Joe would solve all their problems. He would not only end the dust bowl and heal the economy, but he would cure acne and carsickness as well. And if he didn't, President Camacho made another promise. He would kick Joe's smart balls all the way up to the roof of his smart mouth. And then, he would throw his brainy ass back in jail

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Narrator President Camacho stood before the world and promised everyone

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that Joe would solve all their problems

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He would not only end the dust bowl and heal the economy

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but he would cure acne and carsickness as well

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And if he didn't

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President Camacho made another promise

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He would kick Joe's smart balls all the way up to the roof of his smart mouth

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And then he would throw his brainy ass back in jail Shouting

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سيفعل ذلك خلال اسبوع

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وقف الرئيس كاماشو امام الجميع واعطى كلمته لكل شخص

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بأن جوي سيحل كل مشاكلهم

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لا يريد فقط ايقاف العواصف ومعالجة الاقتصاد

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لكن ان يعالج حب الشباب ايضا

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وان لم يفعل

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قدم الرئيس كاماشو وعدا اخر

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سوف يركل خصية جوي ويلصقها بفمه

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ومن ثم يلقيه بالسجن

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Une semaine

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Le président parla au monde entier

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et promit que Joe règlerait tous leurs problèmes

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Il arrêterait la tempête de sable améliorerait l'économie

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et guérirait aussi l'acné et le mal de c ur en voiture

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Dans le cas inverse il fit une autre promesse

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il lui enfoncerait les couilles jusqu'à sa gorge intelligente

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Et jetterait son cul intello en prison

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こいつは1週間で全てやり遂げる

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カマーチョ大統領は全国民に約束した

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砂嵐や経済危機に加え

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国民の抱える深刻な食糧難

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その全てをジョーが解決すると

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そして別の約束もした

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もしできなかったら

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ジョーの金玉を蹴り上げ口から吐き出させてから

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刑務所に送り返してやると

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Президент Камачо выступил перед всем миром и всем пообещал что

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Джо решит все их проблемы

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Он не только покончит с Пыльной Чашей и поднимет экономику

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но и излечит угревую сыпь и морскую болезнь

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А если нет

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Президент Камачо дал еще одно обещание

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он так врежет Джо по его умным яйцам что они окажутся в его умном рту

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а потом бросит его умную жопу обатно в тюрьму

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Narrador El presidente Camacho se presentó ante el mundo y prometió a todos

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que Joe resolvería todos sus problemas

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No sólo acabaría con la crisis del polvo y sanaría la economía

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Pero también curaría el acné y el mareo por movimiento

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Y si no lo hiciera

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El presidente Camacho hizo otra promesa

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Le patearía las inteligentes pelotas de Joe hasta el paladar

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Y luego volvería a meter su cerebro en la cárcel Gritando

Available in 6 languages

Duration

29 seconds

Views

310

Timestamp in Movie

00:44:47

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, sci-fi

Production

20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.