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Report to, uh-- Dr. Lueboo, uh, report. Your floor--Your floor is now clean. Your floor--Your floor is now clean. Your floor--Your floor is now clean. Hi, uh,I was in an army experiment,and I'm not feeling so well. I think it might have beenthe drugs they had me on. I've been hallucinating. My head is just killin' me. My-My-My jointsare all achy and I-- Is this a hospital or-- - Actually, I don't evenknow where I am.- Please proceed to the diagnosticarea on the right, - and have a healthy day!- Oh. Thanks. Thank you!
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Report to uh
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Dr Lueboo
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uh report
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Your floor Your floor is now clean Beeping
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Your floor Your floor is now clean
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Your floor Your floor is now clean
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Hi uh I was in an army experiment and I'm not feeling so well
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I think it might have been the drugs they had me on
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I've been hallucinating
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My head is just killin' me
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My My My joints are all achy and I
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Is this a hospital or
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Actually I don't even know where I am Beeps
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Electronic Voice Please proceed to the diagnostic area on the right
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and have a healthy day Oh Thanks
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Thank you
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Movie Summary
Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
