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Idiocracy

If you don't smoke Tarryltons... Fuck You!

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.083
So don't worry You're safe
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,050
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:41
Uploaded
Nov 19, 2022
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

Actors

Luke Wilson
Joe Bauers
Luke Wilson
Okay Hey a couple of us guys were wonderin' uhif we'd go family style on her - Idiocracy 00:08
Okay Hey a couple of us guys were wonderin' uhif...
What the hell is this? - Idiocracy 00:41
What the hell is this?
Narrator Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace watervirtually everywhereWater the basic component of all lifehad been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit marginThe solution came during the budget crisis of 2330when the Brawndo Corporation - Idiocracy 00:27
Narrator Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace...
For the last time I'm pretty surewhat's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuffBut Brawndo's got what plants crave It's got electrolytesSo wait a minute What you're sayingis that you want us to put water on the cropsYes Water Like out the toiletWell I - Idiocracy 00:44
For the last time I'm pretty surewhat's killing...
Yes Water Like out the toilet - Idiocracy 00:05
Yes Water Like out the toilet
What are electrolytes Do you even knowIt's what they use to make BrawndoYeah but why do they use them to make Brawndo'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes - Idiocracy 00:13
What are electrolytes Do you even knowIt's what they...
Narrator After several hours Joe finally gave up on logic and reasonand simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plantsand that they wanted waterHe made believers out of everyone - Idiocracy 00:16
Narrator After several hours Joe finally gave up on logic...
I don't know I mean how did the world ever get like thisYou know things are bad when they're comin' to me for answersIt's a weird feeling being smarter than everyone Mm hmm - Idiocracy 00:14
I don't know I mean how did the world ever get like...
You know things are bad when they're comin' to me for answersIt's a weird feeling being smarter than everyone Mm hmm - Idiocracy 00:09
You know things are bad when they're comin' to me...
You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shitsYeah Hadn't thought of thatNow you know why he built that bomb Yeah - Idiocracy 00:13
You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was...
He tried taking water from toiletsbut it's Secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet nowAnd as history pulls down its pantsand prepares to lower its ass on Not Sure's headit will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him this time - Idiocracy 00:19
He tried taking water from toiletsbut it's Secretary...
Thank you Velveeta Well it started off boring and slowwith Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talkWith Effeminate Voice Blah blah blah You gotta believe meNormal Voice That part of the trial suckedBut then the chief J just went - Idiocracy 00:28
Thank you Velveeta Well it started off boring and slowwith...
Look you wanna pay me back Just go back okayTell people to read booksTell people to stay in school you knowTell people to just use their brains or somethingI think maybe the world got like this because of people like meI never did anything with my life At - Idiocracy 00:22
Look you wanna pay me back Just go back okayTell people to...
Okay. Let's meet our rehabilitation officers for tonight. With a combined record of 62 kills, please - Idiocracy 00:15
Okay. Let's meet our rehabilitation officers for...
And his brother Bobby Mawumba in the Ass Blaster! - Idiocracy 00:25
And his brother Bobby Mawumba in the Ass Blaster!
You still got the chain attached. - Idiocracy 00:15
You still got the chain attached.
Never would have guessed this is how I was gonna die. - Idiocracy 00:38
Never would have guessed this is how I was gonna die.
Frito can you get me over there - Idiocracy 00:11
Frito can you get me over there
Come on, Frito. - Idiocracy 00:34
Come on, Frito.
Oh, shit. - Idiocracy 00:35
Oh, shit.