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Electronic Voice Welcome to the Identity Processing Program of AmericaPlease insert your forearm into the forearm receptacleThank you Mechanical WhirringPlease speak your name as it appears on your

Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!

Idiocracy • 2006

IPPA Computer:Welcome to the Identity Processsing Program of Uhmerica! Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle!IPPA Computer:Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!Pvt. Joe Bowers:I'm not sure if...IPPA Computer:You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?Pvt. Joe Bowers:No, it's not correct...IPPA Computer:Thank you! "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?Pvt. Joe Bowers:No, it's not, my name is Joe...IPPA Computer:You have already confirmed your first name is "Not." Please confirm your last name, "Sure."Pvt. Joe Bowers:My last name is not "Sure!"IPPA Computer:Thank you, Not Sure!Pvt. Joe Bowers:No, what I mean is my name is Joe...IPPA Computer:Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!

Full Transcript

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Electronic Voice Welcome to the Identity Processing Program of America

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Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle

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Thank you Mechanical Whirring

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Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card

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Document number G24L8 I'm not sure if

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You have entered the name Not Sure Is this correct Not Sure

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No it's not correct Dings

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Thank you Not is correct Is Sure correct

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No it's not My name is Joe Beeping

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You've already confirmed your first name is Not

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Please confirm your last name Sure My

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My last name is not Sure Dings

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Thank you Not Sure No What I mean is my name is Joe

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Confirmation is complete Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm

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مرحبا بكم في برنامج تشغيل الهويه الامريكي

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الرجاء وضع ساعدك في مكان الساعد

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شكرا

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الرجاء ذكر اسمك كما يبدو على بطاقتك التعريفيه

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الوثيقه رقم جي 24ال8 انا لست متأكد

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تم ادخال اسمك ليس متأكد هل هذا صحيح

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لا ليس صحيح

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شكرا لك ليس صحيح هل اكيد صحيح

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لا اسمي جوي

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تم التحقق اسمك الاول ليس

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الرجاء تأكيد اسمك الاخير اكيد انا

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اسمي الاخير لست متأكد

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شكرا لك لست متأكد لا اعني اسمي جوي

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التحقق قد تم الرجاء الانتظار حتى يتم وشم التعريف على ذراعك

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Bienvenue au programme de procédure d'identité d'Amérique

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Insérez votre avant bras dans le réceptacle pour avant bras

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Merci

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Dites votre nom tel qu'il apparaît sur votre carte d'identité fédérale

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document numéro G24L8 Eh bien je suis pas sûr

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Vous avez donné le nom Pas Sûr

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Est ce exact Pas Sûr Non ce n'est pas exact

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Merci Pas est exact

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Sûr est il exact Non ça ne l'est pas

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Je suis Joe Vous avez confirmé

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que votre prénom est Pas Merci de confirmer votre nom Sûr

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Mon nom n'est pas Sûr

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Merci Pas Sûr Mais je

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Je suis Joe Bau Confirmation achevée

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Je vais procéder au tatouage de votre identité

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アメリカアイデンティティ登録所へようこそ

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容器に腕を挿入してください

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ありがとう

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身分証明書に登録する氏名を言ってください

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文書番号G24L8 ノットシュアよく分からないのだが

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名前はノットシュアで宜しいですか

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いや違う

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了解名前はノットですね苗字はシュアで宜しですか

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名前はジョーだ

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名前はノットで登録済みです

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あなたの苗字を言ってくださいだから

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ノットシュアは名前じゃなくて

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了解苗字はシュアですね名前はジョーだ

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登録は既に完了しています次はタトゥーを入れます

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Добро пожаловать в программу идентификации личности

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Пожалуйста вставьте предплечье в приемное отверстие

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сПасибо

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Пожалуйста произнесите ваше имя как оно записано в федеральной идентификационной карте

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Документ номер Г2 4Л8 я не уверен что

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Вы ввели имя не уверен Все верно Не Уверен

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Нет не верно

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Спасибо Не верно Уверен верно

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Нет не верно Мое имя Джо

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Вы уже подтвердили что ваше имя Не

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Пожалуйста подтвердите свою фамилию Уверен МОя

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Моя фамилия Не Уверен

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Спасибо Не Уверен Нет Я хотел сказать МОе имя Джо

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Подтверждение завершено Пожалуйста подождите пока наносится татуировка

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Voz Electrónica Bienvenido al Programa de Procesamiento de Identidad de América

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Por favor inserte su antebrazo en el receptáculo para antebrazo

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Gracias Zumbido mecánico

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Por favor diga su nombre tal como aparece en su documento de identidad federal actual

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Número de documento G24L8 No estoy seguro de si

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Ha ingresado el nombre No estoy seguro Es correcto No estoy seguro

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No no es correcto Dings

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Gracias No es correcto Es correcto Seguro

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No no lo es Me llamo Joe Pit

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Ya has confirmado que tu nombre es No

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Por favor confirma tu apellido Claro Mi

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Mi apellido no está seguro Dings

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Gracias no estoy seguro No Lo que quiero decir es que mi nombre es Joe

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Confirmación completa Espere mientras le tatúo su nueva identidad en el brazo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

49 seconds

Views

1,243

Timestamp in Movie

00:25:16

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, sci-fi

Production

20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

Actors

Joe Bauers