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IPPA Computer:Welcome to the Identity Processsing Program of Uhmerica! Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle!IPPA Computer:Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!Pvt. Joe Bowers:I'm not sure if...IPPA Computer:You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?Pvt. Joe Bowers:No, it's not correct...IPPA Computer:Thank you! "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?Pvt. Joe Bowers:No, it's not, my name is Joe...IPPA Computer:You have already confirmed your first name is "Not." Please confirm your last name, "Sure."Pvt. Joe Bowers:My last name is not "Sure!"IPPA Computer:Thank you, Not Sure!Pvt. Joe Bowers:No, what I mean is my name is Joe...IPPA Computer:Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!
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Electronic Voice Welcome to the Identity Processing Program of America
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Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle
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Thank you Mechanical Whirring
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Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card
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Document number G24L8 I'm not sure if
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You have entered the name Not Sure Is this correct Not Sure
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No it's not correct Dings
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Thank you Not is correct Is Sure correct
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No it's not My name is Joe Beeping
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You've already confirmed your first name is Not
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Please confirm your last name Sure My
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My last name is not Sure Dings
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Thank you Not Sure No What I mean is my name is Joe
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Confirmation is complete Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm
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Movie Summary
Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
