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What the hell is this? - Tastes like Gatorade.- Is that that Brawndo stuff? They're watering cropswith a sports drink? Brawndo the Thirst Mutilatorhad come to replace water... virtually everywhere. Water, the basic componentof all life, had been deemed a threatto Brawndo's profit margin. The solution came duringthe budget crisis of 2330... when the Brawndo Corporationsimply bought the F.D.A.... and the F.C.C.... enabling them to say,do and sell... anything they wanted
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What the hell is this
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Tastes like Gatorade Rita Is that that Brawndo stuff
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Joe They're watering crops with a sports drink
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Narrator Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water
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virtually everywhere
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Water the basic component of all life
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had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin
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The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330
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when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F D A
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and the F C C
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enabling them to say do and sell
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anything they wanted
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Movie Summary
Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
