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Idiocracy

Why come you got no tattoo?

Doctor:
Why come you got no tattoo?

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Why come you don't have a tattoo
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Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,008
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:33
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
20th Century Fox,Ternion Pictures

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Movie Summary

Private Joe Bauers, a decisively average American, is selected as a guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten, awakening to a future so incredibly moronic he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

Actors

Mitch Baker
Doctor
Mitch Baker
Joe had awakened to a world in crisis. - Idiocracy 00:30
Joe had awakened to a world in crisis.
And the number one movie in the country was called AssAll LaughingAnd that's all it was for 90 minutesMovie FartingIt won eight Oscars that year including best screenplay - Idiocracy 00:19
And the number one movie in the country was called AssAll...
Electronic Voice Enjoy your Extra Big Ass FriesYou didn't gimme no fries I got an empty boxWould you like another Extra Big Ass FriesI said I didn't get anyElectronic Voice Thank you Your account has been chargedYour balance is zeroWhat Oh no No Please - Idiocracy 00:56
Electronic Voice Enjoy your Extra Big Ass FriesYou...
He would soon discover that in the future justice was not only blindbut had become rather retarded as well - Idiocracy 00:11
He would soon discover that in the future justice was not...
Says here you uh robbed a hospitalWhy'd you do that Yeah I'm not guiltyThat's not what the other lawyer said What do you mean what the - Idiocracy 00:12
Says here you uh robbed a hospitalWhy'd you do that...
Now prosecutor why you think he done itOkay number one Your Honor just look at himAll LaughingHe talks like a fag too Laughing ContinuesAnd B we've got all this like evidenceof how like this guy didn't even pay at the hospitalAnd I heard that he doesn't - Idiocracy 00:33
Now prosecutor why you think he done itOkay number one Your...
I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass you don't shut up All Laughing - Idiocracy 00:05
I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass you don't...
Narrator Joe stated his case logically and passionatelybut his perceived effeminate voice only drew big gales of stupid laughter - Idiocracy 00:10
Narrator Joe stated his case logically and passionatelybut...
Meanwhile Rita had awakened to find that the world's oldest professionwas a lot easier when the world is populated by morons - Idiocracy 00:11
Meanwhile Rita had awakened to find that the world's...
Female Voice Welcome to AOL Time Warner Taco Bell U S Government long distancePlease say the name of the person you wish to callUpgrayeddThere are 9 726 listings for UpgrayeddPlease deposit 2 000 to begin connection - Idiocracy 00:18
Female Voice Welcome to AOL Time Warner Taco Bell U S...
Electronic Voice Welcome to the Identity Processing Program of AmericaPlease insert your forearm into the forearm receptacleThank you Mechanical WhirringPlease speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity cardDocument number G24L8 I'm - Idiocracy 00:49
Electronic Voice Welcome to the Identity Processing Program...
Oh, that's fuckin' great. - Idiocracy 00:40
Oh, that's fuckin' great.
Electronic Voice If you have one bucket that holds two gallonsand another bucket that holds five gallonshow many buckets do you have - Idiocracy 00:11
Electronic Voice If you have one bucket that holds two...
* Lord, I wonder what's the matter * * Time, you know, with time * * It seems like the hours Oh, everything done changed * * But I hold up my hand * * Lord, I'm tryin' to make you understand * - Idiocracy 00:18
* Lord, I wonder what's the matter * * Time, you know,...
'Too. Yeah. Got it. Uh, yeah, I don't see you in here. So, you're gonna have to, uh, stay in prison. - Idiocracy 00:22
'Too. Yeah. Got it. Uh, yeah, I don't see you in...
Uh yeah I don't see you in here So you're gonna have to uh stay in prison - Idiocracy 00:08
Uh yeah I don't see you in here So you're gonna...
Go away 'Batin' - Idiocracy 00:04
Go away 'Batin'
I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail - Idiocracy 00:47
I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail
Oh I I like money Yeah - Idiocracy 00:05
Oh I I like money Yeah
Rita It's been 500 years Oh hell noUpgrayedd is gonna kill me He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money - Idiocracy 00:10
Rita It's been 500 years Oh hell noUpgrayedd is gonna...