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Thanks for checking on me

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Thanks for checking on me. Oh, you would not believethe day I had, honestly. After you...

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You • 2025

Thanks for checking on me. Oh, you would not believethe day I had, honestly. After you just left meall alone, abandoned in yourspooky-ass apartment, with my bone stickingout my leg. I called you an ambulance. No big deal. What else did you expect meto do? It's really painful. I had to get back hereto my kid, okay? Mother of the fucking year.I almost forgot. I don't care. And what exactlyam I supposed to do with your brick of cocaine? - Flush it.- Okay. It must be nice. Why didn't they giveyou any crutches? Fuck them crutches

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Thanks for checking on me

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Oh you would not believe the day I had honestly

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After you just left me all alone

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abandoned in your spooky ass apartment

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with my bone sticking out my leg

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I called you an ambulance

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No big deal

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What else did you expect me to do

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It's really painful

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I had to get back here to my kid okay

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Mother of the fucking year I almost forgot

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I don't care

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And what exactly am I supposed to do

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with your brick of cocaine

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Flush it Okay

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It must be nice

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Why didn't they give you any crutches

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Fuck them crutches

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شكرا على التحقق مني

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أوه لن تصدق اليوم الذي مررت به بعدك فقط

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لقد تركتني وحدي مهجورة في شقتك المخيفة

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مع بروز عظامي من ساقي أسميتك لا بأس ماذا أيض ا

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هل كنت تتوقع مني أن أفعل ذلك كان علي العودة إلى هنا إلى طفلي

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أم السنة كدت أنسى لا

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وماذا علي أن أفعل تحديد ا بكوكايين م دم ر السفن أرميه في سلة المهملات

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حسنا لا بد أنه لطيف لماذا لم أعطيك عكازات

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تلك العكازات هي

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Merci d'avoir pris de mes nouvelles

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Oh vous ne croiriez pas la journée que j'ai eue honnêtement

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Après que tu m'aies laissé toute seule

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abandonné dans votre appartement sinistre

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avec mon os qui sort de ma jambe de ma jambe

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Je vous ai appelé une ambulance

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Ce n'est pas grave

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Que vouliez vous que je fasse d'autre que je fasse

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C'est très douloureux

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Je devais revenir ici à mon enfant d'accord

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Mère de l'année putain J'allais oublier

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Je m'en fiche

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Et qu'est ce que je suis censé faire suis je censé faire

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avec votre brique de cocaïne

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Tirer la chasse d'eau D'accord

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Cela doit être agréable

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Pourquoi ne t'ont ils pas donné béquilles

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J'emmerde les béquilles

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Спасибо что проведала

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У меня был сумасшедший день правда

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Бросила меня одного

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в этом своём жутком доме

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С торчащей наружу костью

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Я вызвала скорую

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Да ничё

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А что было делать

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Было очень больно

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Я должна была вернуться к дочке

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Мамаша года бля точно

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Отстань

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И чё мне делать с брикетом кокса

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Смой в унитаз Ладно

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Круто придумала

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Почему тебе костыли не дали

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Да хер с ними

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Gracias por preguntar cómo estoy

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Tuve un día pésimo en serio

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Después de que me abandonaste en tu departamento espeluznante

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con una fractura expuesta Llamé una ambulancia

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No es gran cosa Duele mucho Qué más querías

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Mi hija estaba aquí entiendes

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La madre del año Casi lo olvido

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Ya cállate

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Y qué quieres que haga con tu ladrillo de cocaína

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Tíralo por el inodoro Qué fácil no

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Por qué no te dieron muletas

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A la mierda las muletas

Available in 5 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

01:30:38

Uploaded

Feb 02, 2026

Genres

drama, thriller

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.