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Yo, what is up there?

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Yo, what is up there? They've beenrenovating forever. - They said a pipe burst.- Oh, shit....

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You • 2025

Yo, what is up there? They've beenrenovating forever. - They said a pipe burst.- Oh, shit. It's right there. There you go. I did the... that... you know,the thing, the breath thing. What? And I think it took me here. - I think maybe I...- Oh, man... That's why I wantedto come to see it. Man, you need guidancewith that shit. You can't just be doing that. - What are you doing?- Man, they lied to you, sis. It ain't even no pipes in here. Maybe you shouldn'tget so close to it. Shh. Look. Come see. It's a clean break.I'm telling you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Man, my cousin Craigis a general contractor. He knows somebodythat knows somebody that can - fix this shit in a jiffy, yo.- Oh, my God. It look like you got some motherfucking debrison your furniture. You know, I can reupholster it. It's gonna cost you. Let me go!

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Yo what is up there

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They've been renovating forever

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They said a pipe burst Oh shit

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It's right there There you go

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I did the that you know the thing the breath thing

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What

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And I think it took me here

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I think maybe I Oh man

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That's why I wanted to come to see it

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Man you need guidance with that shit

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You can't just be doing that

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What are you doing Man they lied to you sis

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It ain't even no pipes in here

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Maybe you shouldn't get so close to it

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Shh Look Come see

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It's a clean break I'm telling you

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Oh my God

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Oh my God What the fuck

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Man my cousin Craig is a general contractor

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He knows somebody that knows somebody that can

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fix this shit in a jiffy yo Oh my God

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It look like you got some

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motherfucking debris on your furniture

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You know I can reupholster it

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It's gonna cost you

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Let me go

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لقد كانوا يقومون بالتجديد إلى الأبد

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قالوا إن أنبوب ا انفجر أوه إنه هناك

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ها أنت ذا لقد فعلت ذلك

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هذا كما تعلم هذا الشيء شيء التنفس ماذا

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وأعتقد أنه أوصلني إلى هنا أعتقد أن هذا ربما يكون

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لماذا أردت أن آتي لرؤيته أنت بحاجة إلى إلهة في هذا لا يمكنك

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فقط افعل ذلك ماذا تفعل

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يا رجل لقد كذبوا عليك يا أختي

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انظر تعال وانظر إنه انفصال واضح أنا أخبرك

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أنت يا إلهي يا إلهي ماذا

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يا رجل ابن عمي كريج مقاول عام هل تعلم

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شخص يعرف شخص ا يصلح هذا جيفي د يبدو مثل

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لديك بعض الأوساخ على الأثاث أنت تعرف كيفية إعادة تنجيده

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سوف يكلفك ذلك

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Yo qu'est ce qu'il y a là haut

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Ils ont été depuis toujours

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Ils ont dit qu'un tuyau avait éclaté Oh merde

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C'est juste là Voilà

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J'ai fait le ce tu sais le truc le truc de la respiration

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Qu'est ce que c'est

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Et je pense que cela m'a amené ici

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Je pense que je Oh mec

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C'est pourquoi je voulais venir le voir

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Mec tu as besoin de conseils avec cette merde

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Vous ne pouvez pas vous contenter de faire cela

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Qu'est ce que tu fais Mec ils t'ont menti frangine

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Il n'y a même pas de tuyaux ici

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Peut être que vous ne devriez pas s'en approcher de si près

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Chut Regarde Viens voir

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C'est une rupture nette Je vous le dis

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Oh mon Dieu

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Oh mon Dieu Qu'est ce que c'est que ce bordel

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Mon cousin Craig est entrepreneur général

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Il connaît quelqu'un qui connaît quelqu'un qui peut

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Je vais régler ça en un clin d'œil yo Oh mon Dieu

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On dirait que vous en avez

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des putains de débris sur vos meubles

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Vous savez je peux le retapisser

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Cela va vous coûter cher

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Laissez moi partir

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Что это там такое

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Это тянется уже вечность

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Говорят трубу прорвало Жесть

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Вон оно смотри

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Я пробовала это то дыхание

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Что

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И перенеслась сюда

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И поэтому О нет

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Хотела прийти посмотреть

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Это по технике делается

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а не с бухты барахты

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Ты что делаешь Набрехали тебе сестра

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Нет тут труб

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Может просто не видно

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Сама посмотри

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Всё чисто говорю тебе

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Господи

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Боже какого хера

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Мой кузен Грег генподрядчик

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Он через знакомого может найти того

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кто запросто это починит

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Осколки тебе мебель попортили

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Могу перетянуть

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Это не дёшево

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Пустите меня

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Qué diablos hay arriba

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Hace mil años que están haciendo refacciones

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Dijeron que se rompió un caño Mierda

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Está justo ahí

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Hice la cosa esa de la respiración Qué

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Y creo que me trajo hasta aquí Creo que quizás yo

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Oye Por eso quería venir a verlo

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Necesitas orientación con eso No puedes hacerlo así nomás

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Qué estás haciendo Te mintieron hermana

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No hay tuberías aquí No te acerques

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Mira Ven a ver

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Es una ruptura limpia créeme Dios mío

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Dios mío Qué carajo

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Mi primo Craig es contratista general

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Él conoce a alguien

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que puede arreglar esto Dios mío

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Se te llenaron los muebles de escombros

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Yo puedo retapizarlos Pero es caro

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Available in 5 languages

Duration

61 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

01:12:56

Uploaded

Feb 02, 2026

Genres

drama, thriller

Production

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Movie Summary

While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.