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"If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium" quotes

If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium poster
The humorous adventures of a group of American tourists taking an 18-day guided bus tour of nine European countries.

Director: Mel Stuart
Writer: David Shaw
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, romance
Year: 1969
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $6,000,000
Released: 24 Apr 1969
Awards: 3 nominations

37 video clips

Charlie CartwrightShoemakerFred FergusonJack HarmonSamantha PerkinsIrma BlakelyShelly FergusonJenny GrantJohn MarinoBoWoman Posing For PhotographerLondon SaleswomanEdna FergusonSinger In Youth HostelPerformer
This tiny country of Holland is famous for Rembrandt the tulip the Edam cheese - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:20 This tiny country of Holland is famous for Rembrandt the... Tan You understand tan - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:09 Tan You understand tan I don't know Think No don't - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:13 I don't know Think No don't Don't go back Sam - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:14 Don't go back Sam We will have a mere 55 minutes to get to our rooms - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:12 We will have a mere 55 minutes to get to our rooms Daddy it's the first place I've been today that isn't 270 trillion years old - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:11 Daddy it's the first place I've been today that... Imagine we saw all of England in just one day - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:11 Imagine we saw all of England in just one day These stops are officially called lay overs you know - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:11 These stops are officially called lay overs you know The night's early and the hotel is just around the - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:09 The night's early and the hotel is just around the Since we're running a trifle late when we get to Amsterdam - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:24 Since we're running a trifle late when we get to... Play your cards right Miss Sam and I have an extra special treat for you - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:12 Play your cards right Miss Sam and I have an extra special... Luxembourg For most American tourists - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:14 Luxembourg For most American tourists No wait Wait Have you ever thought what you get - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:18 No wait Wait Have you ever thought what you get How come the American Express Tour gets salad and we don't - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:15 How come the American Express Tour gets salad and we... Avanti - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:11 Avanti Please don't shout Just tell me when we get to Liechtenstein - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:13 Please don't shout Just tell me when we get to... 18 days locked in a bus with those people It's like sick What for - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:26 18 days locked in a bus with those people It's like... This free day gives me just the chance I need to catch up on my correspondence - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:11 This free day gives me just the chance I need to catch up on... No I'm glad we spiked the fondue - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:14 No I'm glad we spiked the fondue Now you're dead sure this is the right place - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:11 Now you're dead sure this is the right place Back in Minneapolis there are no Rhine castles - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:15 Back in Minneapolis there are no Rhine castles Nothing really - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:21 Nothing really That's where our foreign aid goes - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:07 That's where our foreign aid goes What would you say That I'm What Intelligent - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:15 What would you say That I'm What Intelligent And our cute cool and kooky number - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:10 And our cute cool and kooky number Now this is more like it Like what - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:09 Now this is more like it Like what Steady Miss Sam That's what sausages are called over here bangers - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:09 Steady Miss Sam That's what sausages are called over... It's taking so long Can't you get there from here - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:15 It's taking so long Can't you get there from here In the reedy river - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:32 In the reedy river Oh Charlie - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:25 Oh Charlie And now to show my appreciation - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:10 And now to show my appreciation You'd defy your father - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:09 You'd defy your father Don't throw money - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:16 Don't throw money The best two weeks a girl from Minneapolis ever had - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:11 The best two weeks a girl from Minneapolis ever had And because behind that department store front there lurks an adorable - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:24 And because behind that department store front there lurks... You're a funny man Charlie - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:19 You're a funny man Charlie Won't we ever see each other again - If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium 00:13 Won't we ever see each other again

Cast

Charlie Cartwright - Ian McShane
Samantha Perkins - Suzanne Pleshette
Shoemaker - Vittorio De Sica
Fred Ferguson - Murray Hamilton
John Marino - Sandy Baron
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